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Joe Loya

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The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

There'd been this cartoon in Phineas and Ferb where some guy goes to prison and when he gets locked in a cell, they give him a bucket that he has to do his business.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Right.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And to her, that's what she imagined prison was.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And she asked, you know, one or two questions.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And then she was like, can we go play?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Yeah.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And that was it.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Like, I just needed to introduce a concept.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And knowing that we've now begun a conversation about it.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

And over the years, she would ask, did you have a best friend?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

What did prison smell like?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

She would ask me questions that are really interesting to have that conversation.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

But that's what I told her.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Yeah, the answer is it smells myriad on any given day.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

You walk by one guy's cell, it smells like tuna.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

They just opened a can of tuna.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

You walk in another guy's cell, it smells like cigarettes.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Another guy, the devil's lettuce.

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

You walk through it and every cell has a different stench coming out of it, right?

The Jordan Harbinger Show
1265: Joe Loya | Confessions of a Bank Robber Part Two

Or also, one guy, he was this Cuban guy.