Joe Santagato
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Podcast Appearances
I don't really like the crunchy ones.
I want some hips behind my Cheetos.
I wanna, like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want this thing to, like, pack a punch.
Sometimes I like to shove two into my mouth like I'm at the dentist.
And then, yes!
I do that, and then I punch my cheek.
Okay, that one you're doing by yourself.
No, no, no, no, you guys don't do that?
I threw up Che- uh-
I threw up cheese doodles in pre-K all over the floor.
You didn't eat it?
Your suspicion is so wildly inaccurate, my bro.
You think your stomach is just cooler than everyone else's stomach?
Regular ass stomach.
Bro, imagine if you did throw up and came out with the full thing.
I mean, that happens with, like, I know people that have, like, thrown up pills and they've come out full pills still because they take a time.
Like a steak.
That would be kind of cool, actually.