Joe Santagato

I'm not changing, but I'm seeing more of an appreciation for it in my older years.

Breakfast burgers.

With just like an egg on the bitch?

Just throw an egg on it and it's a burger.

Because realistically, I know, I know, I know you should start the day with like a healthier thing to like jumpstart your system and like it shouldn't be as heavy.

But like, if I like an over easy egg and grits, what's the difference between having it and then throwing it on top of a cheeseburger?

I mean, you make a fair point.

I also don't think that the laws of health should apply if you're visiting a city.

Health only matters when you're eating in your home.

That's it.

It definitely doesn't matter at any sporting event.

No.

It absolutely does not matter on vacation.

Yeah, I think we know that.

The confines of your healthy lifestyle are within the confines of your home.

Yeah.

Going out to eat, for the most part, I think you're pretty health conscious when you go out to eat.

Like, we'll be at a restaurant and you'll be like, let me get the grilled chicken.

This fucking guy.

Oh, I love him to death.