Joe Santagato

You fucking imagine.

I went down a slide maybe like three years ago and it hurt my ass so much.

There was a slide.

We took the girls to like one of those like indoor playgrounds and Maeve went down and I'm not kidding.

It was so fast that at the end she like slid on the floor like an extra like six feet.

jesus so then i went into like because they were like please come on come on come on so like i went up and i went and sat with him and went down it yo i was flying down that thing i was worried that there was gonna be like kids like trying to run in front because i would you know i would have took a kid out at the ankles yeah i would have been bad would have flipped them over did you see the family i think a family complaint about a slide being too fast so a cop went down it yes i saw this is a famous video that a lot of people have seen

You've never seen that video?

No, what?

That video went mega viral a couple years ago.

You hear him rattling.

Yo, where is that?

It's in Boston.

Yeah, it's in Boston.

Dude, we have to go to this.

I saw that there are other videos of people.

Would you go down that?

100%.

Yeah, yeah.

I got to, like, wear, like, pads on my ass.

Look it up.