Joe Santagato
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I hate raccoons.
Don't be a bastard.
I'm not being a bastard, but if I had a gun, I'd shoot your tree.
You're a little serial killer-y when it comes to animals.
First of all, the only serial that I'm killing is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
I thought it was perfect.
I don't hate animals.
I hate raccoons because they're little fucking mongers.
I just don't like that you're so chaotic and stupid and ugly.
I did see something that you're going to be pumped about.
There's research to suggest that raccoons are becoming slowly more domesticated, which means we can have them as pets soon.
I'm letting you know, if you get a raccoon in here, I'm putting it in the trash can.
And it'll be chilling.
I will lock the trash can and then put it on the stovetop.
The only serial that I've killed is Apple Jacks.
What the fuck?
Love Apple Jacks.
That's a great one.
I mean, it is cute.
Hey, little cute guy covered in lights.