Joe Santagato

The last time we talked about F1.

college in Connecticut UConn UConn yeah yeah UConn sucked oh yeah yeah just in case he was double dipping no no no I'm not once a Gotham has been done you can't double dip on a Gotham I don't know if you were double dipping you can't double the Gotham you can't double gotcha right it's a Gotham to a gotcha gotchas are not allowed

If you taped yourself... If you tape your hand to an umbrella and go in a tornado, will you fly away?

No.

Bro, have you ever stood outside with an umbrella?

The thing inverts immediately if it's too fucking... It's such a, honestly, such a fucking, like, so disappointing that you can't have more fun with umbrellas.

I'm not saying that I need to fly, but I need to fall slower with an umbrella.

Oh, I agree.

Like, it needs to be good to the point that, like, it does something.

I'm with you.

I think that we should be able to at least do, like, kind of, like, float jumping.

At least.

Not, like, flying.

But, like, I should be able to, like, jump and land.

I wonder if there is any measurable difference between...

I'm sure it depends on the umbrella, but like I should, I'm not saying I need to like princess peach on my way down.

You know what I mean?

Like it shouldn't be that slow.

But if I, if you and I were to both jump off this desk, we should hit it different times because one of us has an umbrella and like, not like a split second, like two, like a, like a third, a third of a second.

Like it's pretty split second.