Joe Santagato

But if you saw that in real life, that exact real thing.

Get the hell out of here.

It's literally a little rat.

So are you.

How you like that?

You're not allowed to call Hispanic people rats, Joey.

That's what your parole officer told you.

No more.

What do you got over there?

All right, listen.

I'm sticking with family heirlooms, okay?

I like this tree to be representative of me, where I've come from.

You've said this every round.

And where I am going.

And nothing helps me keep a humble, happy, and optimistic, playful approach to life than remembering my first love on this planet.

And my first love on this planet was Barney the Dinosaur.

Wow.

Now, Barney the Dinosaur was not only one of my first loves.

but he's ice skating that's fire and barney the dinosaur i loved him so much did you oh my god it was a big barney guy really big but now that he's being festive and skating yeah makes me love him more and this when i see this it reminds me of being a child being a child humble beginnings life joy

You know, you don't need materialistic goods in order to find happiness.