Joe Santagato

Yeah, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I'm not as on board with because it's a little like... A giant candy factory?

Yeah, but I don't want to sit in this fucking chair and then turn around and eat it.

Yeah.

That's a great question.

Pretty damn close, though.

Augustus Gloop...

That kid's dead.

Like, I mean... He went out doing what he loved.

What about fucking... Violet, you're turning violet, Violet.

Didn't she explode?

Yeah, well, they had to juice her.

They had to juice her before she exploded.

You assume they juiced her.

Well... And also, that doesn't sound like it's very, you know, kid-friendly.

Like, it's like, that sounds like it would hurt.

Yeah, I mean, of the ones in that movie that I can remember, the one that is probably closest to death is Augustus Gloop.

And let's be honest...

whatever happened to the girl who was like mean and mike tv mike tv got turned into a little into like a little tv thing remember right yeah it got trapped in the tv got trapped in a tv yeah but what the hell happened to the girl what would the girl the one that was like i want mommy and daddy to get it for me now a golden goose egg or something oh she like

Oh, she's taken away by like the – She pulls the thing and she falls.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes.