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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6225 total appearances

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The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

They also, what job? The job of holding you down in bed. I don't know if I want to be held down. Well, that's what the blanket's doing. No, it's meant to just feel like someone is holding you. Not holding you down, dude. I don't want to be like fucking... Bro, you get a 75 thing that you're fucking down. Well, it's also they say that you need to be very careful with kids in the house.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

They also, what job? The job of holding you down in bed. I don't know if I want to be held down. Well, that's what the blanket's doing. No, it's meant to just feel like someone is holding you. Not holding you down, dude. I don't want to be like fucking... Bro, you get a 75 thing that you're fucking down. Well, it's also they say that you need to be very careful with kids in the house.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

They also, what job? The job of holding you down in bed. I don't know if I want to be held down. Well, that's what the blanket's doing. No, it's meant to just feel like someone is holding you. Not holding you down, dude. I don't want to be like fucking... Bro, you get a 75 thing that you're fucking down. Well, it's also they say that you need to be very careful with kids in the house.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

having weighted blankets because like yeah you that could be bro a nightmare also like if you pick this thing up and you drop it on a child dead curse splat well bro if you drop anything 75 pounds on anyone they're not 75 pounds i think the one i had was like 10 well no i've seen they have ones that go up to like 50 60 70 who are those four i'm telling you you can look that up they're but they're expensive too they're like a couple hundred bucks 60 pounds is insane why

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

having weighted blankets because like yeah you that could be bro a nightmare also like if you pick this thing up and you drop it on a child dead curse splat well bro if you drop anything 75 pounds on anyone they're not 75 pounds i think the one i had was like 10 well no i've seen they have ones that go up to like 50 60 70 who are those four i'm telling you you can look that up they're but they're expensive too they're like a couple hundred bucks 60 pounds is insane why

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

having weighted blankets because like yeah you that could be bro a nightmare also like if you pick this thing up and you drop it on a child dead curse splat well bro if you drop anything 75 pounds on anyone they're not 75 pounds i think the one i had was like 10 well no i've seen they have ones that go up to like 50 60 70 who are those four i'm telling you you can look that up they're but they're expensive too they're like a couple hundred bucks 60 pounds is insane why

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Not necessary. And also, where do you put that? How do you make your bed?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Not necessary. And also, where do you put that? How do you make your bed?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Not necessary. And also, where do you put that? How do you make your bed?

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what's funny is a couple years ago, I got Becca a... quadruple X, like, the biggest blanket that you can imagine from this company. Because back, you know, when we do like, when we like lay around and watch stuff, we like being cozy cuddly. You understand. Oh, yeah. You know, you're a big cozy cuddly guy. And it was like a 10 foot by 10 foot blanket or like 12 feet by 12 feet.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what's funny is a couple years ago, I got Becca a... quadruple X, like, the biggest blanket that you can imagine from this company. Because back, you know, when we do like, when we like lay around and watch stuff, we like being cozy cuddly. You understand. Oh, yeah. You know, you're a big cozy cuddly guy. And it was like a 10 foot by 10 foot blanket or like 12 feet by 12 feet.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what's funny is a couple years ago, I got Becca a... quadruple X, like, the biggest blanket that you can imagine from this company. Because back, you know, when we do like, when we like lay around and watch stuff, we like being cozy cuddly. You understand. Oh, yeah. You know, you're a big cozy cuddly guy. And it was like a 10 foot by 10 foot blanket or like 12 feet by 12 feet.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Oh, so you're all fucking tucked in a cocoon. Bro, dude, you can literally fit all of us under it and then some. The only thing I didn't realize, though, is that folding it is the most difficult thing in the world. I hate it. You know? But just to get all wrapped up like a flower in a bouquet. That's what I'm talking about.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Oh, so you're all fucking tucked in a cocoon. Bro, dude, you can literally fit all of us under it and then some. The only thing I didn't realize, though, is that folding it is the most difficult thing in the world. I hate it. You know? But just to get all wrapped up like a flower in a bouquet. That's what I'm talking about.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Oh, so you're all fucking tucked in a cocoon. Bro, dude, you can literally fit all of us under it and then some. The only thing I didn't realize, though, is that folding it is the most difficult thing in the world. I hate it. You know? But just to get all wrapped up like a flower in a bouquet. That's what I'm talking about.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I hate that. I need my nipples covered. You know what we need? Here we go. Big business, guys. Back. Are you about to create a blanket? No. I'm going to do what the rest of the world is seemingly doing. I'm going to take the exact same product. Yeah. And I'm going to put splashy words in front of it and market it only to men. So men think like, what the hell? Not this fucking Target blanket. Okay.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I hate that. I need my nipples covered. You know what we need? Here we go. Big business, guys. Back. Are you about to create a blanket? No. I'm going to do what the rest of the world is seemingly doing. I'm going to take the exact same product. Yeah. And I'm going to put splashy words in front of it and market it only to men. So men think like, what the hell? Not this fucking Target blanket. Okay.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

I hate that. I need my nipples covered. You know what we need? Here we go. Big business, guys. Back. Are you about to create a blanket? No. I'm going to do what the rest of the world is seemingly doing. I'm going to take the exact same product. Yeah. And I'm going to put splashy words in front of it and market it only to men. So men think like, what the hell? Not this fucking Target blanket. Okay.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know how they'll be like, here's a bar of soap, but we're going to call it thick soap. Yes. Smoky gun. Yes. Smoking gun soap. Well, it'll be the exact same product, but we're going to put flashy marketing toward men words in front of it.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know how they'll be like, here's a bar of soap, but we're going to call it thick soap. Yes. Smoky gun. Yes. Smoking gun soap. Well, it'll be the exact same product, but we're going to put flashy marketing toward men words in front of it.