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Joe Santagato

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
6225 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know how they'll be like, here's a bar of soap, but we're going to call it thick soap. Yes. Smoky gun. Yes. Smoking gun soap. Well, it'll be the exact same product, but we're going to put flashy marketing toward men words in front of it.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Yeah. It'll be like five o'clock shadow throw blanket. And I think men think throw blankets, blankets, throw blankets are like gay, which is why there's such a demand for men's throw blankets. Yeah, dude. And it could be like this throw blanket is made with like oxtail fur. Yeah. And like it's it's scented with cigarettes and titties. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Yeah. It'll be like five o'clock shadow throw blanket. And I think men think throw blankets, blankets, throw blankets are like gay, which is why there's such a demand for men's throw blankets. Yeah, dude. And it could be like this throw blanket is made with like oxtail fur. Yeah. And like it's it's scented with cigarettes and titties. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

Yeah. It'll be like five o'clock shadow throw blanket. And I think men think throw blankets, blankets, throw blankets are like gay, which is why there's such a demand for men's throw blankets. Yeah, dude. And it could be like this throw blanket is made with like oxtail fur. Yeah. And like it's it's scented with cigarettes and titties. Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what I'm talking about? Cigarettes. It's just โ€“ it's a market that has not yet been cornered. And we need to get to it before The Rock does, okay? Because this guy, he took skincare and just put his face on it, and now it's a multimillion-dollar industry for him.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what I'm talking about? Cigarettes. It's just โ€“ it's a market that has not yet been cornered. And we need to get to it before The Rock does, okay? Because this guy, he took skincare and just put his face on it, and now it's a multimillion-dollar industry for him.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

You know what I'm talking about? Cigarettes. It's just โ€“ it's a market that has not yet been cornered. And we need to get to it before The Rock does, okay? Because this guy, he took skincare and just put his face on it, and now it's a multimillion-dollar industry for him.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

What's that thing where, like, it's like... I like... There's a phobia. That's... There's a phobia that, like, people are afraid of, like, when there's too many little circles next to each other or dots next to each other. You have the opposite of that, where it makes you want to suck it and fuck it.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

What's that thing where, like, it's like... I like... There's a phobia. That's... There's a phobia that, like, people are afraid of, like, when there's too many little circles next to each other or dots next to each other. You have the opposite of that, where it makes you want to suck it and fuck it.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

What's that thing where, like, it's like... I like... There's a phobia. That's... There's a phobia that, like, people are afraid of, like, when there's too many little circles next to each other or dots next to each other. You have the opposite of that, where it makes you want to suck it and fuck it.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

How do you know? Giggle, giggle. He goes, yeah, right.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

How do you know? Giggle, giggle. He goes, yeah, right.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

How do you know? Giggle, giggle. He goes, yeah, right.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

He's banging the blanket. You ever bang a blanket? I've tried. J.D. Vance might have.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

He's banging the blanket. You ever bang a blanket? I've tried. J.D. Vance might have.

The Basement Yard
#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

He's banging the blanket. You ever bang a blanket? I've tried. J.D. Vance might have.