Joe Santagato

This is fucking bullshit. Joey lives life with a pencil dick. Where Frank? Garden hose. Yeah. Jalopy Joe, more like Sloppy Joe. He's a carbon copy of his mommy and poppy Joe. Making some pennies delivering pizza and working parties betting on himself. Now we're with cocky Joe. Okay. Ah, a full media empire. King YouTube, everyone settle down, kids. Son of a bitch.

This is fucking bullshit. Joey lives life with a pencil dick. Where Frank? Garden hose. Yeah. Jalopy Joe, more like Sloppy Joe. He's a carbon copy of his mommy and poppy Joe. Making some pennies delivering pizza and working parties betting on himself. Now we're with cocky Joe. Okay. Ah, a full media empire. King YouTube, everyone settle down, kids. Son of a bitch.

From humble beginnings to Rolex and Nike dunk fits. It's you. Little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement. He made videos in his basement. Now he's old and gray, basically ancient, trying to mark the world. You fucking bitch. You bastard.

From humble beginnings to Rolex and Nike dunk fits. It's you. Little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement. He made videos in his basement. Now he's old and gray, basically ancient, trying to mark the world. You fucking bitch. You bastard.

From humble beginnings to Rolex and Nike dunk fits. It's you. Little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement. He made videos in his basement. Now he's old and gray, basically ancient, trying to mark the world. You fucking bitch. You bastard.

Little twink bitch I'm gonna start yeah, I figured little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement He made videos in his basement now He's old and gray basically ancient trying to make his mark across the world like a scratch on pavement That last part no one has given me any snaps. Thank you so much.

Little twink bitch I'm gonna start yeah, I figured little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement He made videos in his basement now He's old and gray basically ancient trying to make his mark across the world like a scratch on pavement That last part no one has given me any snaps. Thank you so much.

Little twink bitch I'm gonna start yeah, I figured little twink bitch adjacent instead of being a slut replacement He made videos in his basement now He's old and gray basically ancient trying to make his mark across the world like a scratch on pavement That last part no one has given me any snaps. Thank you so much.

We've seen nook if you buck from afar, Joe. We've seen the only one that can fuck in a car, Joe. We've seen Marathon Joe, Billionaire Joe, and even Boxing Joe, too. But now we're here for your least favorite Joe. That's birthday Joe. Happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Francisco, he wanted to make sure you got that in time for your birthday.

We've seen nook if you buck from afar, Joe. We've seen the only one that can fuck in a car, Joe. We've seen Marathon Joe, Billionaire Joe, and even Boxing Joe, too. But now we're here for your least favorite Joe. That's birthday Joe. Happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Francisco, he wanted to make sure you got that in time for your birthday.

We've seen nook if you buck from afar, Joe. We've seen the only one that can fuck in a car, Joe. We've seen Marathon Joe, Billionaire Joe, and even Boxing Joe, too. But now we're here for your least favorite Joe. That's birthday Joe. Happy birthday to you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Thank you so much. Francisco, he wanted to make sure you got that in time for your birthday.

What was your favorite line? None of it. Can I say that? Maybe you just said happy birthday. What about, I think this one was really, really good. Hair like silk, skin olive oil gold. Joe doesn't have this. But his best friend Frank has all of those. Joe lives life with a pencil dick where Frank garden hose. Right, yeah, no. Yeah, no. That was nice.

What was your favorite line? None of it. Can I say that? Maybe you just said happy birthday. What about, I think this one was really, really good. Hair like silk, skin olive oil gold. Joe doesn't have this. But his best friend Frank has all of those. Joe lives life with a pencil dick where Frank garden hose. Right, yeah, no. Yeah, no. That was nice.

What was your favorite line? None of it. Can I say that? Maybe you just said happy birthday. What about, I think this one was really, really good. Hair like silk, skin olive oil gold. Joe doesn't have this. But his best friend Frank has all of those. Joe lives life with a pencil dick where Frank garden hose. Right, yeah, no. Yeah, no. That was nice.

I mean, I think it was very... It was thoughtful. It was, for sure. You know, I thought it was really kind. I do appreciate it. It's nice. It was a nice little gift. Jalopy Joe, more like Sloppy Joe. He's a carbon copy of his mom and poppy Joe. Why did you... Yeah, you started dropping bars there. You like that, right? Why did you start calling me Jalopy Joe back in the day? I don't think I did.

I mean, I think it was very... It was thoughtful. It was, for sure. You know, I thought it was really kind. I do appreciate it. It's nice. It was a nice little gift. Jalopy Joe, more like Sloppy Joe. He's a carbon copy of his mom and poppy Joe. Why did you... Yeah, you started dropping bars there. You like that, right? Why did you start calling me Jalopy Joe back in the day? I don't think I did.

I mean, I think it was very... It was thoughtful. It was, for sure. You know, I thought it was really kind. I do appreciate it. It's nice. It was a nice little gift. Jalopy Joe, more like Sloppy Joe. He's a carbon copy of his mom and poppy Joe. Why did you... Yeah, you started dropping bars there. You like that, right? Why did you start calling me Jalopy Joe back in the day? I don't think I did.

I think it was a friend of ours at the time, Chelsea. I think she just started calling you Jalopy Joe. And a jalopy is like a fucked up car or something. Is it? Isn't it? What's a jalopy? I thought that was a lemon. Yeah. A lemon? A lemon could be a fucked up anything. Like someone sells you a lemon. Wait, what? You never heard that saying? Like a lemon is a jalopy?

I think it was a friend of ours at the time, Chelsea. I think she just started calling you Jalopy Joe. And a jalopy is like a fucked up car or something. Is it? Isn't it? What's a jalopy? I thought that was a lemon. Yeah. A lemon? A lemon could be a fucked up anything. Like someone sells you a lemon. Wait, what? You never heard that saying? Like a lemon is a jalopy?

I think it was a friend of ours at the time, Chelsea. I think she just started calling you Jalopy Joe. And a jalopy is like a fucked up car or something. Is it? Isn't it? What's a jalopy? I thought that was a lemon. Yeah. A lemon? A lemon could be a fucked up anything. Like someone sells you a lemon. Wait, what? You never heard that saying? Like a lemon is a jalopy?