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Joe Santagato

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The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

I feel like when I have to pee, I can buy myself 10 minutes of not having to pee.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

By like... Holding your breath?

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

No, like breathing the piss back into my body.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Okay.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

You know what I'm... No, don't do this thing that you guys do sitting in your ivory tower looking down at me like I'm a fucking idiot.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

I can't breathe my piss back into my body.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Sue me.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

You can't like...

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

And then, like, absorb some of your pee again?

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

When I have to pee, you know what I do?

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

If I gotta pee really bad, you know how you get that, like, pain, kinda?

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Yeah.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

The only thing that kinda relieves that pain is if I stand like this.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Just break the whole set.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Like, if I stand like this.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

So, like... Like, I have to, like, be bent over.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

Well, because when you're standing up straight, you're putting pressure on... Yeah, see?

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

So, I'm, like, throwing my shit back.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

You're fucking throwing it back on him.

The Basement Yard
#556 - Siblings Or Dating?!

So...