Joe Santagato

so okay i guess that kind of like relieves some sort of pain but like when i'm sitting i do get that because like if i'm sitting and i have to pee sometimes i'll like unbuckle everything pull like yeah like the waist of my pants out yep you know so i'm in like a more natural sitting position yeah yeah if i wake up and i have to pee and i'm on my left side i could buy myself like five minutes if i roll around to the other side i don't know because it has to drain back into its pee position yeah something like that i don't know i'm with you there

I'm honestly with you.

You're like five feet from our bathroom.

How do you know his fucking bedroom?

I mean, I'm assuming there's a bathroom.

I wanted to say our bathroom.

Like, you guys are sleeping together?

What?

That would be crazy, right?

Well, yeah.

I said a bathroom.

The point is that it's close.

Yes, exactly.

When it comes to having to piss in the middle of the night, logic escapes just for being able to sleep comfortably longer and in a deeper sense.

I do close my eyes and pee sitting down in the middle of the night.

sure whatever works for you but what i'm saying is like i will push i will push having to pee in the night until like i'm getting to that that point of a dream where i'm like in front of a urinal and i'm like all right now i know if i piss in this urinal i'm gonna actually piss the bed i well i i actually get this part because if it's the middle of the night and i have to pee i will hold my piss until i'm like hallucinating from pain and then i'll go i i don't know if that's a good thing to do i think we've learned from it doesn't happen often

I mean, hallucinating.

That seems like you're way past, like, the threshold for having to do that.

Exaggerating comedy show.

I didn't know if you were actually seeing stars when you piss.