Joe Santagato

No, no, no.

But you know when you have to pee real bad, and then you finally get the chance to pee, and your penis is like, we're going to let it out slower than normal.

Yeah, like, my dick blue balls me.

Yeah, it's like, okay, um...

You want to pee so bad, don't you?

Yeah, it's like, here's a little bit of pee.

You're going at my pace, bitch.

When you just, like, have to pee and, like, you go, it's like, you get to pee and you're pissing.

Dude, I could power wash some pavers with my piss.

I know, but then when you really have to pee and you've been holding it for so long and you finally get out of the Uber and then you run into your room... Oh, run into your room.

And then you run into your bathroom and then you take a pee, it's like... It's gotta warm up.

I'm telling you right now, like, I would be afraid to sit when I pee because, like, at that level when you're saying, like, in the middle of the night...

Because I would have to aim this thing straight down.

Because that stream will come out the front of my fucking toilet seat.

You know what I'm saying?

This thing, it's like 40,000 PSI of piss.

Whose voice is that?

40,000.

40,000.

40,000 PSI of piss.