Joe Santagato

Yeah, no, middle of the night, I'm sitting down, I'm closing my eyes, and I'm trying to stay in a dream while I am peeing.

If you could take a pill...

That would guarantee you don't have to piss during the night.

Would you take it nightly?

I don't pee in the night often.

Really?

I piss at least once a night, I would say.

I only pee in the middle of the night if I had drank a lot of water.

See, the thing is, I've gotten better with drinking more fluids during the day, but Becca, every night...

has a bottle like a bottle of ice water next to like on her nightstand so i'm more likely to be in bed and drink water because she has it and it's right there you know what i mean you take her water so i'll take her water and i won't give it back and i'll say no water for you i'm gonna get up and no but like it's right there so like i probably drink more consistently when i'm lying in bed than when i do during the day what was the most annoying thing you've ever knocked over on your nightstand next to your bed

oh becca all right this is a real story and this was a like one of the first arguments we got into what could this be this is a real thing and i want you to tell me where you where like if you agree with me or probably her i can before we begin i'm on her side okay all right i'll jump on that too

It was when we were first dating.

We were maybe a little over or a little under a year into dating.

And she spent the night at my place.

And she had gotten a nice coffee.

And I don't know if your partners are like this, but she takes two sips of her coffee.

And then she needs her big coffee and takes two sips.

And she's like, I've had enough.

And I've had enough.

I'm like, just get a smaller coffee, dude.