Joe Santagato

That's a different, that's your asshole. Yeah, when I was like 18, I would shave a landing strip. I don't know why. I know that you've done other stuff, so what else have you done? I did an F. You shaved an F into your pubes? Yeah. Long time ago. Long, long, long, long. That doesn't help.

That's a different, that's your asshole. Yeah, when I was like 18, I would shave a landing strip. I don't know why. I know that you've done other stuff, so what else have you done? I did an F. You shaved an F into your pubes? Yeah. Long time ago. Long, long, long, long. That doesn't help.

That's a different, that's your asshole. Yeah, when I was like 18, I would shave a landing strip. I don't know why. I know that you've done other stuff, so what else have you done? I did an F. You shaved an F into your pubes? Yeah. Long time ago. Long, long, long, long. That doesn't help.

Yes, it does. If my younger self did it, I'm not held responsible. Wrong. You shaved an F. Yeah. Did someone enjoy the sight? Because I never saw that. Would you have enjoyed that sight? Not enjoyed, but I'm assuming you fucking shave an F into your pubes and you're like, Joe, look. I mean, maybe I showed you my pubes. I mean, I feel like I've seen your landing strip.

Yes, it does. If my younger self did it, I'm not held responsible. Wrong. You shaved an F. Yeah. Did someone enjoy the sight? Because I never saw that. Would you have enjoyed that sight? Not enjoyed, but I'm assuming you fucking shave an F into your pubes and you're like, Joe, look. I mean, maybe I showed you my pubes. I mean, I feel like I've seen your landing strip.

Yes, it does. If my younger self did it, I'm not held responsible. Wrong. You shaved an F. Yeah. Did someone enjoy the sight? Because I never saw that. Would you have enjoyed that sight? Not enjoyed, but I'm assuming you fucking shave an F into your pubes and you're like, Joe, look. I mean, maybe I showed you my pubes. I mean, I feel like I've seen your landing strip.

Yeah, probably the landing strip.

Yeah, probably the landing strip.

Yeah, probably the landing strip.

You know? You put an F in your pubes and went to the doctor? I didn't realize- I honestly forgot that I had a doctor's appointment. And I did. What about remembering the pubes? I would have ran to the bathroom and maybe a little- Did what? Did what in the bathroom?

You know? You put an F in your pubes and went to the doctor? I didn't realize- I honestly forgot that I had a doctor's appointment. And I did. What about remembering the pubes? I would have ran to the bathroom and maybe a little- Did what? Did what in the bathroom?

You know? You put an F in your pubes and went to the doctor? I didn't realize- I honestly forgot that I had a doctor's appointment. And I did. What about remembering the pubes? I would have ran to the bathroom and maybe a little- Did what? Did what in the bathroom?

Hey, do you think I'm carrying around? This is- I'm talking about before you get to the doctor! 2010, Joey, you think I'm carrying around fucking micro-touches? No, this is before- I mean, honestly, you could have been, because back then you had a drawstring backpack that had, like, everything in it. It did, but that was a couple years prior. That was a weird time. You were razor-pubing.

Hey, do you think I'm carrying around? This is- I'm talking about before you get to the doctor! 2010, Joey, you think I'm carrying around fucking micro-touches? No, this is before- I mean, honestly, you could have been, because back then you had a drawstring backpack that had, like, everything in it. It did, but that was a couple years prior. That was a weird time. You were razor-pubing.

Hey, do you think I'm carrying around? This is- I'm talking about before you get to the doctor! 2010, Joey, you think I'm carrying around fucking micro-touches? No, this is before- I mean, honestly, you could have been, because back then you had a drawstring backpack that had, like, everything in it. It did, but that was a couple years prior. That was a weird time. You were razor-pubing.

You were razor-ing your pubes back then. Against the grain, too. You would against the grain razor your pubes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably sliced that thing up. I remember I had the Gillette Fusion razor. Did it work well? It just had a vibrating thing in it. Wait. What? You had a vibrating razor for your pubes? Yeah. You're a horny little girl. Is that weird?

You were razor-ing your pubes back then. Against the grain, too. You would against the grain razor your pubes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably sliced that thing up. I remember I had the Gillette Fusion razor. Did it work well? It just had a vibrating thing in it. Wait. What? You had a vibrating razor for your pubes? Yeah. You're a horny little girl. Is that weird?

You were razor-ing your pubes back then. Against the grain, too. You would against the grain razor your pubes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably sliced that thing up. I remember I had the Gillette Fusion razor. Did it work well? It just had a vibrating thing in it. Wait. What? You had a vibrating razor for your pubes? Yeah. You're a horny little girl. Is that weird?

You get horny for your pubes? No, I mean, I. Someone plays with your pubes, you're horny? Someone plays with my pubes. Like, plays with your, like, fat. What do you think, I'm getting them braided? What do you mean? Fat. What are you saying? What are you talking about? Well, like, what do you mean horny? I'm not like, you think I'm holding my razor to my penis? Why does it need to vibrate?

You get horny for your pubes? No, I mean, I. Someone plays with your pubes, you're horny? Someone plays with my pubes. Like, plays with your, like, fat. What do you think, I'm getting them braided? What do you mean? Fat. What are you saying? What are you talking about? Well, like, what do you mean horny? I'm not like, you think I'm holding my razor to my penis? Why does it need to vibrate?