Joe Santagato

You get horny for your pubes? No, I mean, I. Someone plays with your pubes, you're horny? Someone plays with my pubes. Like, plays with your, like, fat. What do you think, I'm getting them braided? What do you mean? Fat. What are you saying? What are you talking about? Well, like, what do you mean horny? I'm not like, you think I'm holding my razor to my penis? Why does it need to vibrate?

It was like what the Gillettes did at the time. It was the Gillette Fusion. And I thought it was like, well, this must be... Because I see commercials for it. This must be a really good razor. And it was just a razor that just vibrated. Did you shave your balls? Yeah. You know, I never shaved my balls in my life. So your balls, you just have like a Gandalf beard on your nuts? No, no, no.

It was like what the Gillettes did at the time. It was the Gillette Fusion. And I thought it was like, well, this must be... Because I see commercials for it. This must be a really good razor. And it was just a razor that just vibrated. Did you shave your balls? Yeah. You know, I never shaved my balls in my life. So your balls, you just have like a Gandalf beard on your nuts? No, no, no.

It was like what the Gillettes did at the time. It was the Gillette Fusion. And I thought it was like, well, this must be... Because I see commercials for it. This must be a really good razor. And it was just a razor that just vibrated. Did you shave your balls? Yeah. You know, I never shaved my balls in my life. So your balls, you just have like a Gandalf beard on your nuts? No, no, no.

I mean, it like... No. That's not what happened. So then what happened? I don't know. Like, I mean, back in the day, I never shaved them with, like, a razor.

I mean, it like... No. That's not what happened. So then what happened? I don't know. Like, I mean, back in the day, I never shaved them with, like, a razor.

I mean, it like... No. That's not what happened. So then what happened? I don't know. Like, I mean, back in the day, I never shaved them with, like, a razor.

Yeah, I did. Well, I know, like, certain... How'd you do it? You, like, pulled it taut, and then you... Yeah, of course, baby. Hold it tight. Go, you know, go around. I have a very delicate sack. I was going to say, like, I can, like, navigate the area well. Also, by the way, just remember, not Patreon. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're pulling your sack taut and you're shaving it. Well, sure.

Yeah, I did. Well, I know, like, certain... How'd you do it? You, like, pulled it taut, and then you... Yeah, of course, baby. Hold it tight. Go, you know, go around. I have a very delicate sack. I was going to say, like, I can, like, navigate the area well. Also, by the way, just remember, not Patreon. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're pulling your sack taut and you're shaving it. Well, sure.

Yeah, I did. Well, I know, like, certain... How'd you do it? You, like, pulled it taut, and then you... Yeah, of course, baby. Hold it tight. Go, you know, go around. I have a very delicate sack. I was going to say, like, I can, like, navigate the area well. Also, by the way, just remember, not Patreon. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're pulling your sack taut and you're shaving it. Well, sure.

I mean, I haven't done that in a long time. Let's be very, very clear. Yeah, I mean, now we're just buzz boy trim boys. There are certain parts of your body where the hair is like... Chemically or like engineered basically that it will only grow to a certain length That's why you've never like shaved your legs, right, right?

I mean, I haven't done that in a long time. Let's be very, very clear. Yeah, I mean, now we're just buzz boy trim boys. There are certain parts of your body where the hair is like... Chemically or like engineered basically that it will only grow to a certain length That's why you've never like shaved your legs, right, right?

I mean, I haven't done that in a long time. Let's be very, very clear. Yeah, I mean, now we're just buzz boy trim boys. There are certain parts of your body where the hair is like... Chemically or like engineered basically that it will only grow to a certain length That's why you've never like shaved your legs, right, right?

That's why it doesn't get like wildly long It stays the length that it is and when new hair comes in it gets that length and it's like we're good right pubes I think pubes pubes facial hair and head hair are the ones that'll just just just Just and if you're old and white than your ear hair because I've seen some crazy Are you scared about that when you become an old dumb white man?

That's why it doesn't get like wildly long It stays the length that it is and when new hair comes in it gets that length and it's like we're good right pubes I think pubes pubes facial hair and head hair are the ones that'll just just just Just and if you're old and white than your ear hair because I've seen some crazy Are you scared about that when you become an old dumb white man?

That's why it doesn't get like wildly long It stays the length that it is and when new hair comes in it gets that length and it's like we're good right pubes I think pubes pubes facial hair and head hair are the ones that'll just just just Just and if you're old and white than your ear hair because I've seen some crazy Are you scared about that when you become an old dumb white man?

I mean, I'm gonna just clean out my ears. I'm gonna get the shavers. What do you want me to do? Let it grow out of my fucking ears like a potato? I don't know if I've seen someone live and in person with hair jetting out of their ears. You've never seen an old white man in brown pants and suspenders with just ear hair? And it's like, bro, how could you even possibly hear with that?

I mean, I'm gonna just clean out my ears. I'm gonna get the shavers. What do you want me to do? Let it grow out of my fucking ears like a potato? I don't know if I've seen someone live and in person with hair jetting out of their ears. You've never seen an old white man in brown pants and suspenders with just ear hair? And it's like, bro, how could you even possibly hear with that?

I mean, I'm gonna just clean out my ears. I'm gonna get the shavers. What do you want me to do? Let it grow out of my fucking ears like a potato? I don't know if I've seen someone live and in person with hair jetting out of their ears. You've never seen an old white man in brown pants and suspenders with just ear hair? And it's like, bro, how could you even possibly hear with that?

What's the grossest hair? What's the grossest hair? I think nose is worse. If you see nose hair coming out like it's fucking stalactite, that's miserable. Stalactite is crazy. I don't mind that because I feel like I don't see really bad nose hair. You'd have to cut that because it would make you sneezy. Well, no. I think it's there and it's not making you sneezy.