Joe Santagato

Okay, yeah. And my dad came in. It was a whole big ordeal. I've told this story probably on the show. Wow. Yeah, it was something. But you smell, you know? But they let you stay. Bro, eighth grade is too late in life. Wait, were you ever like... Did you get in-house suspension?

Okay, yeah. And my dad came in. It was a whole big ordeal. I've told this story probably on the show. Wow. Yeah, it was something. But you smell, you know? But they let you stay. Bro, eighth grade is too late in life. Wait, were you ever like... Did you get in-house suspension?

Okay, yeah. And my dad came in. It was a whole big ordeal. I've told this story probably on the show. Wow. Yeah, it was something. But you smell, you know? But they let you stay. Bro, eighth grade is too late in life. Wait, were you ever like... Did you get in-house suspension?

Dad, I got in-house suspended a few times, which is just they sit you in a room and they put like... these, like, walls, so you can't, like, look at everyone, and then you have to do, like, work the entire day, and they let you go to the bathroom twice a day. Sounds like solitary confinement. Basically.

Dad, I got in-house suspended a few times, which is just they sit you in a room and they put like... these, like, walls, so you can't, like, look at everyone, and then you have to do, like, work the entire day, and they let you go to the bathroom twice a day. Sounds like solitary confinement. Basically.

Dad, I got in-house suspended a few times, which is just they sit you in a room and they put like... these, like, walls, so you can't, like, look at everyone, and then you have to do, like, work the entire day, and they let you go to the bathroom twice a day. Sounds like solitary confinement. Basically.

They only let you go to the bathroom twice a day? Yo, I never fucking got that. I never fucking understood that. Teachers hate when you go to the bathroom. I mean, granted, that's where shit goes down, let's be honest. Like, literally and figuratively. But...

They only let you go to the bathroom twice a day? Yo, I never fucking got that. I never fucking understood that. Teachers hate when you go to the bathroom. I mean, granted, that's where shit goes down, let's be honest. Like, literally and figuratively. But...

They only let you go to the bathroom twice a day? Yo, I never fucking got that. I never fucking understood that. Teachers hate when you go to the bathroom. I mean, granted, that's where shit goes down, let's be honest. Like, literally and figuratively. But...

But, like, teachers would be like, you have one trip to the bathroom per day, and it's like, bro, what if I'm just, you want me to piss and crap everywhere? I wonder what it's like in schools now, because you remember it's like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom, and they're like, here, take this, and it's like a full chair attached to a key. And I'm like, why does it have to be a giant lock?

But, like, teachers would be like, you have one trip to the bathroom per day, and it's like, bro, what if I'm just, you want me to piss and crap everywhere? I wonder what it's like in schools now, because you remember it's like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom, and they're like, here, take this, and it's like a full chair attached to a key. And I'm like, why does it have to be a giant lock?

But, like, teachers would be like, you have one trip to the bathroom per day, and it's like, bro, what if I'm just, you want me to piss and crap everywhere? I wonder what it's like in schools now, because you remember it's like, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom, and they're like, here, take this, and it's like a full chair attached to a key. And I'm like, why does it have to be a giant lock?

Or even worse, and I hope they still don't do this, even worse, they would be like, alright, pick someone to go with you. What is that? And then we'd get up and we'd go, hmm. And obviously every time we picked each other. Right. And if you did pick somebody else, I was pissed about it. I know, I was going to hear about that for a year.

Or even worse, and I hope they still don't do this, even worse, they would be like, alright, pick someone to go with you. What is that? And then we'd get up and we'd go, hmm. And obviously every time we picked each other. Right. And if you did pick somebody else, I was pissed about it. I know, I was going to hear about that for a year.

Or even worse, and I hope they still don't do this, even worse, they would be like, alright, pick someone to go with you. What is that? And then we'd get up and we'd go, hmm. And obviously every time we picked each other. Right. And if you did pick somebody else, I was pissed about it. I know, I was going to hear about that for a year.

Yeah. But like... Like we were in a school dude. I totally handled this by myself the bathrooms down the hall It's not like fucking across the street. Yeah, I don't know your sense It made no sense like take someone with you in case you fall in like why am I taking a spotter? I'm taking a shit. Yeah, I don't want I don't know schools were crazy never dumped in school

Yeah. But like... Like we were in a school dude. I totally handled this by myself the bathrooms down the hall It's not like fucking across the street. Yeah, I don't know your sense It made no sense like take someone with you in case you fall in like why am I taking a spotter? I'm taking a shit. Yeah, I don't want I don't know schools were crazy never dumped in school

Yeah. But like... Like we were in a school dude. I totally handled this by myself the bathrooms down the hall It's not like fucking across the street. Yeah, I don't know your sense It made no sense like take someone with you in case you fall in like why am I taking a spotter? I'm taking a shit. Yeah, I don't want I don't know schools were crazy never dumped in school

We really should get one of our old teachers on this show and see if we can ask them, like, why did you do this? I don't think that any of our teachers will remember specific things about us. I hope they do. I would like to think they did. It was fucking 25 years ago. Yeah. I mean, you know, they tend to remember memorable students.

We really should get one of our old teachers on this show and see if we can ask them, like, why did you do this? I don't think that any of our teachers will remember specific things about us. I hope they do. I would like to think they did. It was fucking 25 years ago. Yeah. I mean, you know, they tend to remember memorable students.