Joe Santagato

We really should get one of our old teachers on this show and see if we can ask them, like, why did you do this? I don't think that any of our teachers will remember specific things about us. I hope they do. I would like to think they did. It was fucking 25 years ago. Yeah. I mean, you know, they tend to remember memorable students.

Do you know that when I was in middle school, In seventh and eighth grade, I was cool with our vice principal. Yeah, I was cool with the staff, too. I would get sent to her office all the time, and she was very nice to me. And I thought that we had a good rapport. And I wasn't emotionally stable back then. So I would just get very angry very quickly. Oh, like you had a temper? Yeah.

Do you know that when I was in middle school, In seventh and eighth grade, I was cool with our vice principal. Yeah, I was cool with the staff, too. I would get sent to her office all the time, and she was very nice to me. And I thought that we had a good rapport. And I wasn't emotionally stable back then. So I would just get very angry very quickly. Oh, like you had a temper? Yeah.

Do you know that when I was in middle school, In seventh and eighth grade, I was cool with our vice principal. Yeah, I was cool with the staff, too. I would get sent to her office all the time, and she was very nice to me. And I thought that we had a good rapport. And I wasn't emotionally stable back then. So I would just get very angry very quickly. Oh, like you had a temper? Yeah.

I wouldn't define you as ever having had a temper. I did then, and I don't even know why. It's hysterical because you were also the smallest little puniest little baby boy at the time. So like, who were you scaring, bitch? I wasn't trying to scare anyone.

I wouldn't define you as ever having had a temper. I did then, and I don't even know why. It's hysterical because you were also the smallest little puniest little baby boy at the time. So like, who were you scaring, bitch? I wasn't trying to scare anyone.

I wouldn't define you as ever having had a temper. I did then, and I don't even know why. It's hysterical because you were also the smallest little puniest little baby boy at the time. So like, who were you scaring, bitch? I wasn't trying to scare anyone.

One more time. One more time. Do me... This is me in seventh grade. All right, what are you mad about? Give me the scene. Someone's accusing me of something, but I didn't do it. Accusing you of what? I need to know exactly what. Stealing someone's backpack. Stealing someone's backpack? Or smaller? Something that you might... Pencil. Okay, all right. Go ahead.

One more time. One more time. Do me... This is me in seventh grade. All right, what are you mad about? Give me the scene. Someone's accusing me of something, but I didn't do it. Accusing you of what? I need to know exactly what. Stealing someone's backpack. Stealing someone's backpack? Or smaller? Something that you might... Pencil. Okay, all right. Go ahead.

One more time. One more time. Do me... This is me in seventh grade. All right, what are you mad about? Give me the scene. Someone's accusing me of something, but I didn't do it. Accusing you of what? I need to know exactly what. Stealing someone's backpack. Stealing someone's backpack? Or smaller? Something that you might... Pencil. Okay, all right. Go ahead.

As you were wearing your fucking etnies and you were listening to Good Charlotte. Yeah.

As you were wearing your fucking etnies and you were listening to Good Charlotte. Yeah.

As you were wearing your fucking etnies and you were listening to Good Charlotte. Yeah.

You had Good Charlotte on your MP3. Good Charlotte came a little later, but yeah. Middle school. That was Good Charlotte. That was prime. Whatever. I mean, regardless. You know? But anyway. He took the earbud out of his head and you just hear like in the background like, I'm just a kidder.

You had Good Charlotte on your MP3. Good Charlotte came a little later, but yeah. Middle school. That was Good Charlotte. That was prime. Whatever. I mean, regardless. You know? But anyway. He took the earbud out of his head and you just hear like in the background like, I'm just a kidder.

You had Good Charlotte on your MP3. Good Charlotte came a little later, but yeah. Middle school. That was Good Charlotte. That was prime. Whatever. I mean, regardless. You know? But anyway. He took the earbud out of his head and you just hear like in the background like, I'm just a kidder.

that is a south park voice that might be but you were just like you had like and you had big teeth at the time i remember like you were so small you were like a little you were like a hairless big tooth little white rodent you're not very nice a hairless big tooth white little rodent i mean it's but like what were you I was a big-nosed, skinny, lanky, dumb, brown kid. I feel better now.

that is a south park voice that might be but you were just like you had like and you had big teeth at the time i remember like you were so small you were like a little you were like a hairless big tooth little white rodent you're not very nice a hairless big tooth white little rodent i mean it's but like what were you I was a big-nosed, skinny, lanky, dumb, brown kid. I feel better now.

that is a south park voice that might be but you were just like you had like and you had big teeth at the time i remember like you were so small you were like a little you were like a hairless big tooth little white rodent you're not very nice a hairless big tooth white little rodent i mean it's but like what were you I was a big-nosed, skinny, lanky, dumb, brown kid. I feel better now.

Yeah, there you go. You were Rufus from Kim Possible. Did you just Google that? You scumbag.