Joe Santagato

no i i tried to do that this was probably like five years ago oh my god dude my life flashed before my eyes i wouldn't do it like i remember i have pictures of when we were teenagers jumping off and like

I remember from that height falling and rolling my ankle.

And if I did that now, it's not rolling.

It's over.

It's pulverized.

Yeah, yeah.

Pulverized.

I did it because I remember being young and doing it so effortlessly.

Like, it was the easiest thing in the world for me to do.

Yeah.

And then when I did it, I, like...

came around and i was like what have i done and then as i was like i landed mad weird and like landed on my ass i was like i'm never doing that again you're a brave person for having done that five years i honestly didn't think that it was going to be hard i thought it was going to be easy but i guess i just hadn't done in a while i mean life one of the things that people won't tell you about getting older is that like your body just can't do what it used to do

Not if you don't do it.

I mean, it was... Ant, what are you looking up there, buddy?

Oh.

It was a bunch of big-titted women.

Did you find any of those?

Nothing was better than that cop.

Nothing.

Nothing was better than that cop.