Joe Santagato

No one has ever asked me for anything.

Even my friends, they're just supportive.

And...

They're not supportive in the way that they're going to show up with their face painted and shit, but they'll be supportive.

I don't know what I'm doing that would call for that anyway, to be fair, but that would be nice for them to show up while I'm recording a podcast and just stand in the corner.

But yeah, my family, I'm very close to them.

I can't imagine that.

When I see things online or you see it in a movie sometimes or you kind of hear it, that like...

Someone has a brother that they don't talk to.

I'm like, that's outrageous.

Like I would never let that fly.

Like I would fly across the world and kick my sister's door in and be like, you're going to fucking sit here and talk to me and we're going to figure this thing out.

You know, like that's, that's how we deal with issues.

Like there's issues.

Home invasion.

Yeah.

Kidnapping, whatever I have to do, really, I can do anything.

I kidnap.

Um, but I, I, uh, yeah, like that's how we kind of deal with problems when there's something going on or whatever.

Like no one talks shit behind people's backs in my family.