Joe Santagato

If someone were to come to me and be like, I need to wake up, so I'm going to have a Red Bull and vodka, I'd be like, dude, just do drugs.

I know.

So I'm doing the next best thing.

A Red Bull and vodka to me is so, like, I just think there's a very specific clientele that has it.

does that mean psychopaths i mean i've done it and it works and you have it that doesn't help me but you know it gets it gets the job done but yeah i thought it was a genius what was it again it was silver sprite to the top no ice because i was like oh i'm basically getting a cup of patron at least a half cup of patron you told them to fill it to the top yeah

Are you even allowed to say that?

And you're right.

It was warm, brother.

It was warm and gross.

Oh, yeah.

Why?

No, I... Oh, because you wanted all... I thought I was getting more alcohol.

Okay.

Gotcha.

Yeah.

This was before... Fill it up to the top.

That means that they put the same amount of alcohol and just filled it with Spidey.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, it was a pretty shitty club that let... And kids underage all the time.