Joe Santagato

So, like, they might have.

I don't even, I still, to this day, kind of have a difficult time with like, what drink do I order at a place that doesn't have a menu?

Like if you're going to get a cocktail, cause I'm always just like margarita, but like, I don't want that all the time.

Cause it's like, so Bernie, you know, like the lime is so like, it gives you.

I was like, Bernie, who's Bernie?

No, I just meant like, you know what I mean?

It's so like, sometimes it's too crazy.

Next, you should have like a, like a Rolodex of like drinks you want to try that are like standard drinks.

I'm not saying go in there and be like, let me get a, you know, a green screen, double carpet.

and I guess we were there a little early, and they were like, you can go to the bar and order a drink and just wait for your table.

I was like, all right, cool.

So I go to the bar, but I'm, like, looking around, and everyone's, like, drinking out of martini glasses, but I don't like martinis and, you know, kind of this thing.

And I'm like, I don't know what to – because the only drink that I knew was a Jack and Coke, and I was like, I can't order that here.

It's not the right place for it.

I just can't be like, yo, Jack and Coke, do it up, like, fucking –

Yeah, it doesn't work.

A Jack and Coke, like, when you're young, you're like, yo, that's like a grown drink.

And then you get grown, and you're like, this is for children.

It was not.

I'm with you.