Joe Theismann
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Best thing he's going to get all year.
Best thing he's going to get all year.
I think it's because of his age, because there's nothing I'm going to get him that he won't just get for himself.
I think it's because of his age, because there's nothing I'm going to get him that he won't just get for himself.
Yes. Is that worse? Is that like, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed? Like, the jokes I could take, but I feel like that line was like, ow.
Yes. Is that worse? Is that like, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed? Like, the jokes I could take, but I feel like that line was like, ow.
I am a fake tree person who married into a real tree family and lost all ability to choose for myself. Wow.
I am a fake tree person who married into a real tree family and lost all ability to choose for myself. Wow.
Not only do I get to clean up the pine needles, I get to get my ass up on Black Friday, drive to the tree farm and take all those awkward pictures and then get down and cut the tree down and haul it to the car and wrap it up and all that. I get I get to do that. knowing full well that I would much rather have the artificial tree.
Not only do I get to clean up the pine needles, I get to get my ass up on Black Friday, drive to the tree farm and take all those awkward pictures and then get down and cut the tree down and haul it to the car and wrap it up and all that. I get I get to do that. knowing full well that I would much rather have the artificial tree.
Welcome to married life. You should do it, Golic.
Welcome to married life. You should do it, Golic.
It's a bit of a town in America. Yeah. Every town in America has them.
It's a bit of a town in America. Yeah. Every town in America has them.
that he asked for the moon and stars from UNC thinking, there's no way they're going to give me everything I want. I'll give them a 400-page document that says everything I want, how I want the university to run, including making my son the coach in waiting, who probably doesn't belong getting that kind of job. But they did it. They're like, yes, yes, we'll do all of that.
that he asked for the moon and stars from UNC thinking, there's no way they're going to give me everything I want. I'll give them a 400-page document that says everything I want, how I want the university to run, including making my son the coach in waiting, who probably doesn't belong getting that kind of job. But they did it. They're like, yes, yes, we'll do all of that.
And he's just like, oh, okay, well, if you're going to do everything, it reminds me of when Phil Jackson went to the Knicks because they just kept badgering him with money.
And he's just like, oh, okay, well, if you're going to do everything, it reminds me of when Phil Jackson went to the Knicks because they just kept badgering him with money.