Joe Theismann
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58 appearances
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first heard Dec 2024
last heard Dec 2024
Joe Theismann’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Best thing he's going to get all year.
I think it's because of his age, because there's nothing I'm going to get him that he won't just get for himself.
74. Okay.
Yes. Is that worse? Is that like, I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed? Like, the jokes I could take, but I feel like that line was like, ow.
I am a fake tree person who married into a real tree family and lost all ability to choose for myself. Wow.
Not only do I get to clean up the pine needles, I get to get my ass up on Black Friday, drive to the tree farm and take all those awkward pictures and then get down and cut the tree down and haul it to the car and wrap it up and all that. I get I get to do that. knowing full well that I would much rather have the artificial tree.
Welcome to married life. You should do it, Golic.
It's a bit of a town in America. Yeah. Every town in America has them.
that he asked for the moon and stars from UNC thinking, there's no way they're going to give me everything I want. I'll give them a 400-page document that says everything I want, how I want the university to run, including making my son the coach in waiting, who probably doesn't belong getting that kind of job. But they did it. They're like, yes, yes, we'll do all of that.
And he's just like, oh, okay, well, if you're going to do everything, it reminds me of when Phil Jackson went to the Knicks because they just kept badgering him with money.
When you go on a recruiting trip, bring your girlfriend and your Super Bowl rings. There you go. That's it. Fucking like that. All eight of them.
To Billy's point, the way this came about was kind of out of nowhere. Like, Bill Belichick's not going to college. Hey, Bill Belichick might go to college. Oh, my God, Bill Belichick's going to college. If this was more well-known, if Bill Belichick was like, I want to go coach in college, how many other of these college teams do you think would have been like, you know what?
Maybe we should do this. Maybe we should go get Bill Belichick. Let's get rid of our guy and do that.
I'm not surprised. You know, everybody, everybody obviously thought that he would be, you know, back in professional football. But to me, you know, I think there was a time back. I remember Coach Shula. There was a lot of talk about him really wanting the Notre Dame job. I think there are certain jobs in football that coaches really, really look forward to.
Certainly, it's going to be a heck of a lot less stress than there is in the professional part. I would say that the season is shorter, but now when you start to look at the addition of the playoff games, I mean, we've got colleges playing almost 15 weeks of football, so that really isn't going to change that much. But I think it's a new, exciting challenge for them.
I think that's really what we're looking at, is it's a different, new, exciting challenge.
Well, I enjoyed the season. I just didn't necessarily like the way they made the selections. And the reason I say that is I know it's difficult. I know this is the first year. I understand that totally. But from my perspective, if you're an 11-1 football team – You have conference champions getting automatic buys.
Well, what happens if you're not in a conference and you're a really good football team? Are you being, you know, questions? Are you being penalized because you're not in a conference and you have a better record than those that are? And that's, you know, I think that's some of the tweaks they're going to have to do.
But as far as foundationally goes, getting started with a college playoff, this is a great place to start.
So if you beat one of the academies, it becomes a minus.
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