Joel Anderson

You know, like... Yo.

Really tough.

This movie did to Platoon what Walk Hard did to music biographies.

I tried watching Platoon this weekend.

I need a little bit more distance from Tropic Thunder to watch Keith David.

like we're going home brother you know like it's just too close and all the shots that they had like there's so many one for one shots from like platoon in Tropic Thunder so I think it kind of deflated the ball a little bit my highest take is this is legitimately the only time I have purely and sincerely not even a half of percent at all been offended by black people yeah

It's also, like, if he had been doing, like, if he had been doing anything that was, like, contemporary, like, if he tried to kick hip-hop language in it or anything like that, it would have just blown up in his face.

So Stiller, in that Tom Cruise... So Stiller's the agent.

Yeah, in the Tom Cruise oral history, Stiller was going to play the agent.

I just think it would have been better.

If you switch McConaughey out of Peck, though, you don't get Rum Tum Tugger Nuts.

It's Pecker.

It's really... Keanu might be one of the hardest actors to, like, assign roles to like this.

Right.

It's like... You talk about, like, Robert Downey Jr.

spending 15 years playing Iron Man.

Like, I feel like Keanu's been John Wick for, like, 15 years.

I don't know.

I have Yvette Nicole Brown as Peck's assistant.

Now she is.