Joel Kim Booster

And they would fill out these forms, and then they would... We would call them, and they would think that we were, because we were called Total Attorneys... the person who was going to give them legal advice. And a lot of these people were in jail, like in processing, holding, whatever, and they needed an immediate help.

And our business model was like, Oh, we'll connect you with one of the attorneys in our network. And like, just basically, and they'd be like, Oh, so I could have just Googled this.

And our business model was like, Oh, we'll connect you with one of the attorneys in our network. And like, just basically, and they'd be like, Oh, so I could have just Googled this.

and like oh so you're useless yeah and it was hey why do i need you for that heinous it was just a heinous job and i worked from like four to midnight like that shift and it was just like so you were getting like you really were getting the duis that were like people in jail shit and like yeah it was dark oh my god horrifying like a month and then i switched over and that was definitely beyond anything else like the worst job i've ever had and then you started cracking the whip over at groupon yeah you started working it like the navy over there

and like oh so you're useless yeah and it was hey why do i need you for that heinous it was just a heinous job and i worked from like four to midnight like that shift and it was just like so you were getting like you really were getting the duis that were like people in jail shit and like yeah it was dark oh my god horrifying like a month and then i switched over and that was definitely beyond anything else like the worst job i've ever had and then you started cracking the whip over at groupon yeah you started working it like the navy over there

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep. I was homeschooled until I was a junior in high school. Damn. Yeah.

Yep. I was homeschooled until I was a junior in high school. Damn. Yeah.

Bad. I mean, I was homeschooled for religious reasons primarily. They did not want me learning about sex or evolution. And they sent me to school when I was 16, junior year of high school.

Bad. I mean, I was homeschooled for religious reasons primarily. They did not want me learning about sex or evolution. And they sent me to school when I was 16, junior year of high school.

And within the first month of going to school, a public school, came out of the closet, smoked weed for the first time, smoked a cigarette for the first time, drank for the first time, sucked a dick for the first time, chocolate for the first time. Like did it all. It's like you cannot keep a child under lock and key for that long. Damn, they unleashed you on the world.

And within the first month of going to school, a public school, came out of the closet, smoked weed for the first time, smoked a cigarette for the first time, drank for the first time, sucked a dick for the first time, chocolate for the first time. Like did it all. It's like you cannot keep a child under lock and key for that long. Damn, they unleashed you on the world.

And then give me a little bit of freedom. It was like over. Too much slack on the leash. Yeah.

And then give me a little bit of freedom. It was like over. Too much slack on the leash. Yeah.

Suckin' a dick by night. So yeah, it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me was being able to go to public school because I don't know where I'd be. That was the period where I was like, maybe I should be a youth pastor. Um, so like going to public school and like be like tasting freedom and like really be who I am and myself and being able to like be who I wanted to be. Yeah.

Suckin' a dick by night. So yeah, it was honestly the best thing that ever happened to me was being able to go to public school because I don't know where I'd be. That was the period where I was like, maybe I should be a youth pastor. Um, so like going to public school and like be like tasting freedom and like really be who I am and myself and being able to like be who I wanted to be. Yeah.

It was like life saving. I think. Damn. Oh my God. I know exactly what my life would have looked like if I were a youth pastor. I would have been on the deal on grinder hooking up with musical theater majors home on break behind the target in my Subaru. You know, like that is that what that is the picture of that life. And I know that because I was a musical theater major home on break. Yeah.

It was like life saving. I think. Damn. Oh my God. I know exactly what my life would have looked like if I were a youth pastor. I would have been on the deal on grinder hooking up with musical theater majors home on break behind the target in my Subaru. You know, like that is that what that is the picture of that life. And I know that because I was a musical theater major home on break. Yeah.

I saw a lot of them.