Joel McHale

I'm like, what are you writing about?

You're going to die.

You're going to die soon.

You got it.

You need to have an outlet that's over here.

You need to be able to talk about Big Ten football for 11 minutes where no one would give a crap except for the person you're talking to.

We definitely fight.

Parents were good.

Parents were good.

We never had money, but we had parents who cared about us and gave a crap about us, and they were like,

spent time even though our dad was on the road a little bit so funny now that we go on the road and do stand-up i'm like oh yeah this is kind of what it was he was he sold velcro and shoulder pads and alteration supplies and we sell ourselves that's all you know and that's it and that and like a pair of shoulder pads today it's outdated yeah all of our stuff so the uh the documentary poop doc 50 actors and comedians are invited to talk poop and uh

And then the bit you did about the little nickel plated thing that covers the toilet paper in a hotel room.

It's so you.

It's so good.

You were being the most you ever.

I don't know what the bit is.

That's because we – and we said this last time we were on the show.

You have the unbelievable ability to start talking about something and it comes out as a fully formed bit.

Yeah, and again, kept coming back to it.

Again, it was a whole thing just about going to a hotel and seeing that sort of like chrome mud flap on the top of toilet paper and you say to yourself –