Joey Diaz
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They fucking choked him and threw him out naked.
They picked him up by his fucking neck right in front of me.
Dog, I can't be around that shit.
I'll go to jail for 20 years.
Joe, they grabbed him by the fucking throat.
They asked him one time, can we sit here?
Then he let him sit, but he wouldn't put a towel on.
The guy had probably come from a fucking freaky spot and was trying to get his dicks up in there.
And I walked out, and all I heard was a couple thumps.
And then I saw the sauna door open, and the homie went flying out like one of those fucking crackheads.
The 24 Hour Fitness on Santa Monica next to the... I don't even know if it's there anymore.
Listen, bro, when you go through boy's time,
I think you had a bit about it before we left LA.
People have to understand that when you go through Boys Town, you have one at the end, by the time you hit Dan Tannis, and you're about to hit, you have two things on your mind.