Joey Diaz

Oh, my God. And I got this fucking Loris, not Loris Fishburne. Who's the other guy? The guy I like a lot. He's in The Godfather of Harlem. Forrest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. I got this Forrest Whitaker eye now.

Oh, my God. And I got this fucking Loris, not Loris Fishburne. Who's the other guy? The guy I like a lot. He's in The Godfather of Harlem. Forrest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. I got this Forrest Whitaker eye now.

Oh, my God. And I got this fucking Loris, not Loris Fishburne. Who's the other guy? The guy I like a lot. He's in The Godfather of Harlem. Forrest Whitaker. Forrest Whitaker. I got this Forrest Whitaker eye now.

Yeah, right here. Over this. I got to put like scotch tape over this.

Yeah, right here. Over this. I got to put like scotch tape over this.

Yeah, right here. Over this. I got to put like scotch tape over this.

It's like that Hicks joke about, you know, when you smoke cigarettes, they're on the side of labels. Oh, yeah.

It's like that Hicks joke about, you know, when you smoke cigarettes, they're on the side of labels. Oh, yeah.

It's like that Hicks joke about, you know, when you smoke cigarettes, they're on the side of labels. Oh, yeah.

I can live with that. Just pick the ones you like.

I can live with that. Just pick the ones you like.

I can live with that. Just pick the ones you like.

Yeah, people blasting themselves. That's hilarious. What's going on for Jersey? Who's on that card, Kyla, against the Venezuelans?

Yeah, people blasting themselves. That's hilarious. What's going on for Jersey? Who's on that card, Kyla, against the Venezuelans?

Yeah, people blasting themselves. That's hilarious. What's going on for Jersey? Who's on that card, Kyla, against the Venezuelans?

It has been brutal for me. Brutal. And when I eat mushrooms, I got to pee every 20 fucking minutes. Why? And if I'm in a car, I got to pull over and pee. And I got to make sure I'm not in the sexual fucking territory. Like, I don't pee at close to schools, churches, fucking parks. Because then they throw you under the bus for sexual whatever. And you got to be careful.

It has been brutal for me. Brutal. And when I eat mushrooms, I got to pee every 20 fucking minutes. Why? And if I'm in a car, I got to pull over and pee. And I got to make sure I'm not in the sexual fucking territory. Like, I don't pee at close to schools, churches, fucking parks. Because then they throw you under the bus for sexual whatever. And you got to be careful.

It has been brutal for me. Brutal. And when I eat mushrooms, I got to pee every 20 fucking minutes. Why? And if I'm in a car, I got to pull over and pee. And I got to make sure I'm not in the sexual fucking territory. Like, I don't pee at close to schools, churches, fucking parks. Because then they throw you under the bus for sexual whatever. And you got to be careful.

But, dog, I'm in a world where some weeks are better than others. I don't get up at night to pee. But in the daytime, especially if I work out and I start drinking that water and drinking that water, oh, baby. I got to start peeing, and when I got sick, this was the beauty of it. Every time I had to pee, I'd get anxiety. I would get a panic attack. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom to walk.

But, dog, I'm in a world where some weeks are better than others. I don't get up at night to pee. But in the daytime, especially if I work out and I start drinking that water and drinking that water, oh, baby. I got to start peeing, and when I got sick, this was the beauty of it. Every time I had to pee, I'd get anxiety. I would get a panic attack. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom to walk.