Joey Diaz

But, dog, I'm in a world where some weeks are better than others. I don't get up at night to pee. But in the daytime, especially if I work out and I start drinking that water and drinking that water, oh, baby. I got to start peeing, and when I got sick, this was the beauty of it. Every time I had to pee, I'd get anxiety. I would get a panic attack. I couldn't even make it to the bathroom to walk.

I was peeing my pants on the way to the fucking bathroom, Joe. You have no idea. The last week of February, when I went to the hospital in March, that was possibly that Saturday night. My blood pressure was 212 over 100, and my oxygen level was at 86. And I wouldn't go to the hospital because I didn't want the ambulance coming to get me at 4 in the morning in front of my daughter.

I was peeing my pants on the way to the fucking bathroom, Joe. You have no idea. The last week of February, when I went to the hospital in March, that was possibly that Saturday night. My blood pressure was 212 over 100, and my oxygen level was at 86. And I wouldn't go to the hospital because I didn't want the ambulance coming to get me at 4 in the morning in front of my daughter.

I was peeing my pants on the way to the fucking bathroom, Joe. You have no idea. The last week of February, when I went to the hospital in March, that was possibly that Saturday night. My blood pressure was 212 over 100, and my oxygen level was at 86. And I wouldn't go to the hospital because I didn't want the ambulance coming to get me at 4 in the morning in front of my daughter.

So I waited until 8, and then I drove myself to the hospital. I was fucked up, bro. Wow. That was a fucked up couple months, man. I didn't know what was going on. And what did they determine it was? It was... heart, congenitive heart failure, when you have fluid in your lungs, edema, whatever, I was retained. Bro, I went, I walk around, right now I'm 278.

So I waited until 8, and then I drove myself to the hospital. I was fucked up, bro. Wow. That was a fucked up couple months, man. I didn't know what was going on. And what did they determine it was? It was... heart, congenitive heart failure, when you have fluid in your lungs, edema, whatever, I was retained. Bro, I went, I walk around, right now I'm 278.

So I waited until 8, and then I drove myself to the hospital. I was fucked up, bro. Wow. That was a fucked up couple months, man. I didn't know what was going on. And what did they determine it was? It was... heart, congenitive heart failure, when you have fluid in your lungs, edema, whatever, I was retained. Bro, I went, I walk around, right now I'm 278.

Like a month. And I wasn't eating in the hospital, nothing. What were you eating? Was it like Italian food? Like what did I eat so big? No, I was just retaining water. Edema is when you retain water. Oh. Like big time water. That much water? Oh, my God, Joe. And my lungs was getting the water, so I couldn't breathe.

Like a month. And I wasn't eating in the hospital, nothing. What were you eating? Was it like Italian food? Like what did I eat so big? No, I was just retaining water. Edema is when you retain water. Oh. Like big time water. That much water? Oh, my God, Joe. And my lungs was getting the water, so I couldn't breathe.

Like a month. And I wasn't eating in the hospital, nothing. What were you eating? Was it like Italian food? Like what did I eat so big? No, I was just retaining water. Edema is when you retain water. Oh. Like big time water. That much water? Oh, my God, Joe. And my lungs was getting the water, so I couldn't breathe.

And then when I would not, it got to, it became, it went from me just having to stop. Like if I would walk from here, I wouldn't make it to your bathroom. Couldn't make it to your bathroom. I would have to stop in between and take like a five minute breath. Meanwhile, holding my pee in. Oh, Jesus. And your fucking stress levels going up and up because you're holding your fucking pee in.

And then when I would not, it got to, it became, it went from me just having to stop. Like if I would walk from here, I wouldn't make it to your bathroom. Couldn't make it to your bathroom. I would have to stop in between and take like a five minute breath. Meanwhile, holding my pee in. Oh, Jesus. And your fucking stress levels going up and up because you're holding your fucking pee in.

And then when I would not, it got to, it became, it went from me just having to stop. Like if I would walk from here, I wouldn't make it to your bathroom. Couldn't make it to your bathroom. I would have to stop in between and take like a five minute breath. Meanwhile, holding my pee in. Oh, Jesus. And your fucking stress levels going up and up because you're holding your fucking pee in.

It got to the point I would walk into the shop where I get what I had to get, but now I got to stand there. Because I got to fucking pee from the walking. Oh, no. And the bathroom's a mile away. There's no walking. You just take your dick out and pee. There's no even. Oh, my God. In those days, it wasn't even getting the container from the car because I started bringing the container in the car.

It got to the point I would walk into the shop where I get what I had to get, but now I got to stand there. Because I got to fucking pee from the walking. Oh, no. And the bathroom's a mile away. There's no walking. You just take your dick out and pee. There's no even. Oh, my God. In those days, it wasn't even getting the container from the car because I started bringing the container in the car.

It got to the point I would walk into the shop where I get what I had to get, but now I got to stand there. Because I got to fucking pee from the walking. Oh, no. And the bathroom's a mile away. There's no walking. You just take your dick out and pee. There's no even. Oh, my God. In those days, it wasn't even getting the container from the car because I started bringing the container in the car.

There was no time. You just get out, open the car door, and make believe you're waving at somebody. And you take your dick out and you're peeing. I make believe like I'm getting something from the back of the car. The whole time I'm peeing. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. So as soon as I went in, they put me on these fucking things for three days, and I lost like 20 pounds of fluid. It was fucking amazing.

There was no time. You just get out, open the car door, and make believe you're waving at somebody. And you take your dick out and you're peeing. I make believe like I'm getting something from the back of the car. The whole time I'm peeing. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. So as soon as I went in, they put me on these fucking things for three days, and I lost like 20 pounds of fluid. It was fucking amazing.

There was no time. You just get out, open the car door, and make believe you're waving at somebody. And you take your dick out and you're peeing. I make believe like I'm getting something from the back of the car. The whole time I'm peeing. Oh, wow. Yeah, man. So as soon as I went in, they put me on these fucking things for three days, and I lost like 20 pounds of fluid. It was fucking amazing.

I was peeing one of those full things, one an hour. Really? Couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I would just get up and fucking pee in it and fill it up. And then they did a nuclear blood test. And they had to take out, I don't know, fucking six tubes of blood in 45 minutes. And that's when they came back and they go, you got 65%. You're overloaded on fluid in your body.