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Joey Diaz

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
4176 total appearances

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The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

I was peeing one of those full things, one an hour. Really? Couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I would just get up and fucking pee in it and fill it up. And then they did a nuclear blood test. And they had to take out, I don't know, fucking six tubes of blood in 45 minutes. And that's when they came back and they go, you got 65%. You're overloaded on fluid in your body.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

I was peeing one of those full things, one an hour. Really? Couldn't even make it to the bathroom. I would just get up and fucking pee in it and fill it up. And then they did a nuclear blood test. And they had to take out, I don't know, fucking six tubes of blood in 45 minutes. And that's when they came back and they go, you got 65%. You're overloaded on fluid in your body.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

You're retaining that much water and your blood cells are off the charts. So we got to start draining. I started draining. They were taking, I don't know how many tubes from me every three hours of blood. Wow. Look at my fucking arms. They're fucking banged up. I look like a fucking heroin junkie. So when I got out, I started taking it. Listen, when you end up in a hospital, there's a problem.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

You're retaining that much water and your blood cells are off the charts. So we got to start draining. I started draining. They were taking, I don't know how many tubes from me every three hours of blood. Wow. Look at my fucking arms. They're fucking banged up. I look like a fucking heroin junkie. So when I got out, I started taking it. Listen, when you end up in a hospital, there's a problem.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

You're retaining that much water and your blood cells are off the charts. So we got to start draining. I started draining. They were taking, I don't know how many tubes from me every three hours of blood. Wow. Look at my fucking arms. They're fucking banged up. I look like a fucking heroin junkie. So when I got out, I started taking it. Listen, when you end up in a hospital, there's a problem.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

Okay? There's a problem. You cut a stitch, that's not a problem. You had a situation. That's how I looked at it. There's a problem here. We got to get to the bottom of this fucking thing. What is the bottom of it? What's the cause of it? I was taking MK-677. What is that? And it's an amino acid peptide which mimics growth hormone in your brain.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

Okay? There's a problem. You cut a stitch, that's not a problem. You had a situation. That's how I looked at it. There's a problem here. We got to get to the bottom of this fucking thing. What is the bottom of it? What's the cause of it? I was taking MK-677. What is that? And it's an amino acid peptide which mimics growth hormone in your brain.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

Okay? There's a problem. You cut a stitch, that's not a problem. You had a situation. That's how I looked at it. There's a problem here. We got to get to the bottom of this fucking thing. What is the bottom of it? What's the cause of it? I was taking MK-677. What is that? And it's an amino acid peptide which mimics growth hormone in your brain.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And it had a lot of dumps, like insulin dumps and all this type of shit. And it was raising my sugar. It was doing a ton of shit. I didn't even know it. But this ain't the first time it happened. It happened when I was doing testosterone when I was 50. I had a rush of red blood cells, and I had to go to, I was in D.C., and I had the worst fucking migraine headache for days.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And it had a lot of dumps, like insulin dumps and all this type of shit. And it was raising my sugar. It was doing a ton of shit. I didn't even know it. But this ain't the first time it happened. It happened when I was doing testosterone when I was 50. I had a rush of red blood cells, and I had to go to, I was in D.C., and I had the worst fucking migraine headache for days.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And it had a lot of dumps, like insulin dumps and all this type of shit. And it was raising my sugar. It was doing a ton of shit. I didn't even know it. But this ain't the first time it happened. It happened when I was doing testosterone when I was 50. I had a rush of red blood cells, and I had to go to, I was in D.C., and I had the worst fucking migraine headache for days.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And they took blood out, and they go, you got too many red blood cells. Wow. So that's why I can't do any of that shit. And it's like the man said, if you're going to do growth, do growth. Don't get something that's going to mimic growth.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And they took blood out, and they go, you got too many red blood cells. Wow. So that's why I can't do any of that shit. And it's like the man said, if you're going to do growth, do growth. Don't get something that's going to mimic growth.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

And they took blood out, and they go, you got too many red blood cells. Wow. So that's why I can't do any of that shit. And it's like the man said, if you're going to do growth, do growth. Don't get something that's going to mimic growth.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

I love Brigham. Brigham's a good fucking man. He's the best. And he loves what he does. He does. And that's what the key is. Like, he's jerking off all over that fucking Martian. He loves that shit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

I love Brigham. Brigham's a good fucking man. He's the best. And he loves what he does. He does. And that's what the key is. Like, he's jerking off all over that fucking Martian. He loves that shit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

I love Brigham. Brigham's a good fucking man. He's the best. And he loves what he does. He does. And that's what the key is. Like, he's jerking off all over that fucking Martian. He loves that shit.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

It's pretty really fucking good. It's really cool. But that was what I had going on, man. When I came out. We're going to see what we can do. Yeah, I quit smoking pot and I was like, come on, man. After about a month, I'm like, come on, Joey. This ain't what fucking puts you in the hospital. You know this. So I started slightly.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

It's pretty really fucking good. It's really cool. But that was what I had going on, man. When I came out. We're going to see what we can do. Yeah, I quit smoking pot and I was like, come on, man. After about a month, I'm like, come on, Joey. This ain't what fucking puts you in the hospital. You know this. So I started slightly.

The Joe Rogan Experience
#2309 - Joey Diaz

It's pretty really fucking good. It's really cool. But that was what I had going on, man. When I came out. We're going to see what we can do. Yeah, I quit smoking pot and I was like, come on, man. After about a month, I'm like, come on, Joey. This ain't what fucking puts you in the hospital. You know this. So I started slightly.