Joey Diaz

Ladies and gentlemen, new episode of Two Bears, One Cave. And this is who I should have done this podcast with. Fucking screwed the pooch. I took the wrong Latino. Tommy just got done. I think Tommy's retiring, Joey.

Ladies and gentlemen, new episode of Two Bears, One Cave. And this is who I should have done this podcast with. Fucking screwed the pooch. I took the wrong Latino. Tommy just got done. I think Tommy's retiring, Joey.

I think this is his last tour.

I think this is his last tour.

I think this is his last tour.

I never asked myself that, and then I asked myself. I said to myself when I was getting ready to announce this new tour, I was like, am I just going to do this forever? Is there an end date to this?

I never asked myself that, and then I asked myself. I said to myself when I was getting ready to announce this new tour, I was like, am I just going to do this forever? Is there an end date to this?

I never asked myself that, and then I asked myself. I said to myself when I was getting ready to announce this new tour, I was like, am I just going to do this forever? Is there an end date to this?

I definitely did not get in to be a journalist.

I definitely did not get in to be a journalist.

I definitely did not get in to be a journalist.

And Tommy Bunz has to be burnt out by now. Oh, this last tour he did was the biggest one he's ever done. And I think it's all arenas. And I know him. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't get his dick sucked.

And Tommy Bunz has to be burnt out by now. Oh, this last tour he did was the biggest one he's ever done. And I think it's all arenas. And I know him. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't get his dick sucked.

And Tommy Bunz has to be burnt out by now. Oh, this last tour he did was the biggest one he's ever done. And I think it's all arenas. And I know him. He doesn't do drugs. He doesn't get his dick sucked.

You did the right, I mean, I think you've done the right thing, especially knowing how much time you spend with Mercy. And I look back and I go, man, I was gone all the fucking girls' childhood. All of it. I saw them Tuesday and Wednesday, Monday night, Tuesday, Wednesday, until I started canceling Sundays. When do you think you loved it the most?

You did the right, I mean, I think you've done the right thing, especially knowing how much time you spend with Mercy. And I look back and I go, man, I was gone all the fucking girls' childhood. All of it. I saw them Tuesday and Wednesday, Monday night, Tuesday, Wednesday, until I started canceling Sundays. When do you think you loved it the most?

You did the right, I mean, I think you've done the right thing, especially knowing how much time you spend with Mercy. And I look back and I go, man, I was gone all the fucking girls' childhood. All of it. I saw them Tuesday and Wednesday, Monday night, Tuesday, Wednesday, until I started canceling Sundays. When do you think you loved it the most?

When was the most favorite time in stand-up for you? When I was dead broke. Yeah. Why is that? Why is it when you're the poorest you are it's the most fun?

When was the most favorite time in stand-up for you? When I was dead broke. Yeah. Why is that? Why is it when you're the poorest you are it's the most fun?

When was the most favorite time in stand-up for you? When I was dead broke. Yeah. Why is that? Why is it when you're the poorest you are it's the most fun?