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Joey Diaz

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4244 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We have a bunch of drinks over on the Poroso's Instagram page that you can try, but pick up a bottle at one of our finer retailer partners, ABC Fine Wines and Spirit. Total Wine and more specs or go demand it at your favorite liquor retailer. Do that at a bar. Go up to your favorite bar and go, do you guys serve Porosos? When they say no, they go, damn. All right, never mind.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We have a bunch of drinks over on the Poroso's Instagram page that you can try, but pick up a bottle at one of our finer retailer partners, ABC Fine Wines and Spirit. Total Wine and more specs or go demand it at your favorite liquor retailer. Do that at a bar. Go up to your favorite bar and go, do you guys serve Porosos? When they say no, they go, damn. All right, never mind.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I guess I'll have a beer. Order a bottle and some of our killer merch online at drinkporosos.com. Make friends. Dude, I said to Leanne, I will not go to a restaurant if they don't have good parking. I don't care how hot the restaurant is. I need valet or a huge parking lot. I love good parking. Me too. I love good parking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I guess I'll have a beer. Order a bottle and some of our killer merch online at drinkporosos.com. Make friends. Dude, I said to Leanne, I will not go to a restaurant if they don't have good parking. I don't care how hot the restaurant is. I need valet or a huge parking lot. I love good parking. Me too. I love good parking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

I guess I'll have a beer. Order a bottle and some of our killer merch online at drinkporosos.com. Make friends. Dude, I said to Leanne, I will not go to a restaurant if they don't have good parking. I don't care how hot the restaurant is. I need valet or a huge parking lot. I love good parking. Me too. I love good parking.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Yeah.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wait. I have been to Yankee Stadium. You walk fucking forever. Forever at these places. And I got dropped off at an Uber, and I still walk forever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wait. I have been to Yankee Stadium. You walk fucking forever. Forever at these places. And I got dropped off at an Uber, and I still walk forever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Oh, wait. I have been to Yankee Stadium. You walk fucking forever. Forever at these places. And I got dropped off at an Uber, and I still walk forever.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were in the hospital?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were in the hospital?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

You were in the hospital?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Really? So you were having a hard time breathing? It started like in December. I thought it was the mushrooms.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Really? So you were having a hard time breathing? It started like in December. I thought it was the mushrooms.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Really? So you were having a hard time breathing? It started like in December. I thought it was the mushrooms.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How did they drain your lungs?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How did they drain your lungs?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How did they drain your lungs?