Joey Diaz
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
There's no camera for this, but you'd be telling a story, and then you'd look at Ralphie, and you'd look at me, and you'd start, but you were still telling the story going, he's sound asleep. He's sound asleep.
We had to lift him up.
We had to lift him up.
We had to lift him up.
And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.
And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.
And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.
He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.
He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.
He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.
Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.
Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.
Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.
He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.
He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.
He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.
How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.
How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.
How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.
Such a good fucking guy.