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Joey Diaz

πŸ‘€ Speaker
4244 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

There's no camera for this, but you'd be telling a story, and then you'd look at Ralphie, and you'd look at me, and you'd start, but you were still telling the story going, he's sound asleep. He's sound asleep.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to lift him up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to lift him up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

We had to lift him up.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

And you got him to the car, and you called me, and you go, he crushed the dollhouse. Oh, my God. And we were crying, laughing.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He landed on his stomach and it flattened it. It flattened it. And we were laughing. I remember when you called me after you put him in the car. I had held it in and I fucking was standing in the backyard crying laughing. Did you ever see him fall on Kimmel? No. He fell walking out on Kimmel one time, fell on the stairs to do stand-up. I don't know where I saw the clip, but man.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Dude, he was, you know, it bums me out because you see those clips. I don't think, he really doesn't get the credit he deserves.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

He never got the, I mean, he said things, do you remember he had that bit about Fat Bastard? And he goes, oh, that's funny to you? Oh, I see black people laughing. What if we had Black Bastard? I'm talking a man so dark you throw salt in his face it looks like deep space. What about Mexican ass bastard? A grown man with baby teeth. A grown man with baby teeth.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

How you gonna be a grown man with... He was so fucking... My favorite bit he ever did was the... Girls, you don't want big dick leaving your pussy looking like a horse reaching for a sugar cube? He was impossible to follow.

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Joey Diaz's Horny Hospital Visit | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

Such a good fucking guy.