Joey Diaz

Such a good fucking guy.

Such a good fucking guy.

On Cowhead's boat, yeah.

On Cowhead's boat, yeah.

On Cowhead's boat, yeah.

Were the last... I think I saw him before this, but one of the last times I saw him, he was on Cowhead's Cruise, and he did not leave the bed. He was in the bed the whole time, and he was like, Like, ah, player, I'm going through. I'm tired. I'm just so tired. I'm not smoking. I'm not eating.

Were the last... I think I saw him before this, but one of the last times I saw him, he was on Cowhead's Cruise, and he did not leave the bed. He was in the bed the whole time, and he was like, Like, ah, player, I'm going through. I'm tired. I'm just so tired. I'm not smoking. I'm not eating.

Were the last... I think I saw him before this, but one of the last times I saw him, he was on Cowhead's Cruise, and he did not leave the bed. He was in the bed the whole time, and he was like, Like, ah, player, I'm going through. I'm tired. I'm just so tired. I'm not smoking. I'm not eating.

And then the Indian guy that worked, like the bellman or whatever, the guy that would check our rooms, the maid, Indian guy goes, Mr. Ralphie's lying. Mr. Ralphie eats everything. And he's like, shut up, Punjab. And he would go, Mr. Bert, get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. Get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. We get him out of bed, and the only time he got out of bed is to do stand-up.

And then the Indian guy that worked, like the bellman or whatever, the guy that would check our rooms, the maid, Indian guy goes, Mr. Ralphie's lying. Mr. Ralphie eats everything. And he's like, shut up, Punjab. And he would go, Mr. Bert, get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. Get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. We get him out of bed, and the only time he got out of bed is to do stand-up.

And then the Indian guy that worked, like the bellman or whatever, the guy that would check our rooms, the maid, Indian guy goes, Mr. Ralphie's lying. Mr. Ralphie eats everything. And he's like, shut up, Punjab. And he would go, Mr. Bert, get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. Get Mr. Ralphie out of bed. We get him out of bed, and the only time he got out of bed is to do stand-up.

And, man, he goes, why don't you close the show, Bert? And I was like, okay. And he went up, and he fucking put one on them. Destroyed. And the guy got up on stage and fucking ate a dick. Couldn't follow him.

And, man, he goes, why don't you close the show, Bert? And I was like, okay. And he went up, and he fucking put one on them. Destroyed. And the guy got up on stage and fucking ate a dick. Couldn't follow him.

And, man, he goes, why don't you close the show, Bert? And I was like, okay. And he went up, and he fucking put one on them. Destroyed. And the guy got up on stage and fucking ate a dick. Couldn't follow him.

I won. He got on stage with me in Nashville one time, took his shirt off, and started dancing. There's a picture of me and him shirtless on stage. I was driving to go. I was driving. I had to drive to Atlanta. I had to drive to Georgia and see the girls. The girls were over at the lake house. And I was driving from Nashville to Bowdoin. And my phone rang and it was Joe. And he goes, how dare you?

I won. He got on stage with me in Nashville one time, took his shirt off, and started dancing. There's a picture of me and him shirtless on stage. I was driving to go. I was driving. I had to drive to Atlanta. I had to drive to Georgia and see the girls. The girls were over at the lake house. And I was driving from Nashville to Bowdoin. And my phone rang and it was Joe. And he goes, how dare you?

I won. He got on stage with me in Nashville one time, took his shirt off, and started dancing. There's a picture of me and him shirtless on stage. I was driving to go. I was driving. I had to drive to Atlanta. I had to drive to Georgia and see the girls. The girls were over at the lake house. And I was driving from Nashville to Bowdoin. And my phone rang and it was Joe. And he goes, how dare you?

I shouldn't have to see that fucking picture. He goes, I'm going to make you start putting your shirt on if I got to see Ralphie with his shirt off. Oh, my God. Oh.

I shouldn't have to see that fucking picture. He goes, I'm going to make you start putting your shirt on if I got to see Ralphie with his shirt off. Oh, my God. Oh.

I shouldn't have to see that fucking picture. He goes, I'm going to make you start putting your shirt on if I got to see Ralphie with his shirt off. Oh, my God. Oh.