Joey Diaz

He was a great cook.

He was a great cook.

He was a great cook.

That's the way he always was. He came over to the house one time with the family. August was a baby. August was strong as fucking shit. I have a picture somewhere, a video of August lifting up a 60-pound kettlebell. He was like in diapers. And Ralphie came over and he's like, he's like, yo, I'm going to make some barbecue. We'll bring the family together. And I was like, great.

That's the way he always was. He came over to the house one time with the family. August was a baby. August was strong as fucking shit. I have a picture somewhere, a video of August lifting up a 60-pound kettlebell. He was like in diapers. And Ralphie came over and he's like, he's like, yo, I'm going to make some barbecue. We'll bring the family together. And I was like, great.

That's the way he always was. He came over to the house one time with the family. August was a baby. August was strong as fucking shit. I have a picture somewhere, a video of August lifting up a 60-pound kettlebell. He was like in diapers. And Ralphie came over and he's like, he's like, yo, I'm going to make some barbecue. We'll bring the family together. And I was like, great.

And he made the best goddamn barbecue. And he made his own barbecue sauce. Yeah, he made his own sauce. He made his own sauce. And it was so good. His sister came out to one of my shows in – On Fully Loaded. And she made, she pickled a bunch of like, made a bunch of pickles and like pickled some vegetables and made some jams and gave them to us. Dude, that food was in that fucking family.

And he made the best goddamn barbecue. And he made his own barbecue sauce. Yeah, he made his own sauce. He made his own sauce. And it was so good. His sister came out to one of my shows in – On Fully Loaded. And she made, she pickled a bunch of like, made a bunch of pickles and like pickled some vegetables and made some jams and gave them to us. Dude, that food was in that fucking family.

And he made the best goddamn barbecue. And he made his own barbecue sauce. Yeah, he made his own sauce. He made his own sauce. And it was so good. His sister came out to one of my shows in – On Fully Loaded. And she made, she pickled a bunch of like, made a bunch of pickles and like pickled some vegetables and made some jams and gave them to us. Dude, that food was in that fucking family.

The pickles, Joey, are like hamburger size. They're so fucking thick and they're so good. Oh, man. I miss him a lot.

The pickles, Joey, are like hamburger size. They're so fucking thick and they're so good. Oh, man. I miss him a lot.

The pickles, Joey, are like hamburger size. They're so fucking thick and they're so good. Oh, man. I miss him a lot.

Oh, yeah, he did.

Oh, yeah, he did.

Oh, yeah, he did.

Yeah, it was 2003 because George was born in 2004. I did Last Comic Standing 2, which was 2004. Okay. And yeah, Georgia, it premiered, Last Comic Standing premiered on June 7th, 2004 because I was in the hospital holding Georgia, watching me on Last Comic Standing 2. Wow. Yeah. And I was like- Man, thank God I didn't get on fucking last time on Comic Standing.

Yeah, it was 2003 because George was born in 2004. I did Last Comic Standing 2, which was 2004. Okay. And yeah, Georgia, it premiered, Last Comic Standing premiered on June 7th, 2004 because I was in the hospital holding Georgia, watching me on Last Comic Standing 2. Wow. Yeah. And I was like- Man, thank God I didn't get on fucking last time on Comic Standing.

Yeah, it was 2003 because George was born in 2004. I did Last Comic Standing 2, which was 2004. Okay. And yeah, Georgia, it premiered, Last Comic Standing premiered on June 7th, 2004 because I was in the hospital holding Georgia, watching me on Last Comic Standing 2. Wow. Yeah. And I was like- Man, thank God I didn't get on fucking last time on Comic Standing.

That would have fucking ruined me, Joey. I would have never become a good comic. I just would have been that guy who had 10 minutes and did whatever he thought America thought he should do. You know, it's crazy, like the little blessings. But yeah, Ralphie, man, he was just, I really do miss him.

That would have fucking ruined me, Joey. I would have never become a good comic. I just would have been that guy who had 10 minutes and did whatever he thought America thought he should do. You know, it's crazy, like the little blessings. But yeah, Ralphie, man, he was just, I really do miss him.