Joey Diaz

That would have fucking ruined me, Joey. I would have never become a good comic. I just would have been that guy who had 10 minutes and did whatever he thought America thought he should do. You know, it's crazy, like the little blessings. But yeah, Ralphie, man, he was just, I really do miss him.

We should call him and see who has his phone now.

We should call him and see who has his phone now.

We should call him and see who has his phone now.

Wow. Well, I'm glad you're doing better with the fucking lung shit. That's scary as fuck.

Wow. Well, I'm glad you're doing better with the fucking lung shit. That's scary as fuck.

Wow. Well, I'm glad you're doing better with the fucking lung shit. That's scary as fuck.

Oh, I never could have done it, and I would have been horrible. I'm like, this is a fucking nightmare. I bet he would have done that, yeah.

Oh, I never could have done it, and I would have been horrible. I'm like, this is a fucking nightmare. I bet he would have done that, yeah.

Oh, I never could have done it, and I would have been horrible. I'm like, this is a fucking nightmare. I bet he would have done that, yeah.

God, yeah. The struggle is, I remember Ralphie said to me one time, he said, my first special, Comfortably Dumb, was coming out. And he said, he's like, player, you better hope for a snowstorm. I said, what? It was in February. I think it came out in February. Pray for a snowstorm, Bert Kreischer. He goes, my special came out and there was a blizzard. And the numbers are through the roof.

God, yeah. The struggle is, I remember Ralphie said to me one time, he said, my first special, Comfortably Dumb, was coming out. And he said, he's like, player, you better hope for a snowstorm. I said, what? It was in February. I think it came out in February. Pray for a snowstorm, Bert Kreischer. He goes, my special came out and there was a blizzard. And the numbers are through the roof.

God, yeah. The struggle is, I remember Ralphie said to me one time, he said, my first special, Comfortably Dumb, was coming out. And he said, he's like, player, you better hope for a snowstorm. I said, what? It was in February. I think it came out in February. Pray for a snowstorm, Bert Kreischer. He goes, my special came out and there was a blizzard. And the numbers are through the roof.

Everyone's in the house. And he goes, you don't want rain. Rain takes out the electricity. You want snow. And when Hey Big Boy came out on Netflix... I wanted to text him so bad. He was already dead. But I wanted to text him so bad because, hey, big boy came out three days after stay-at-home orders. And I was like, Ralphie, I got better than a snowstorm. The entire country is forced to be inside.

Everyone's in the house. And he goes, you don't want rain. Rain takes out the electricity. You want snow. And when Hey Big Boy came out on Netflix... I wanted to text him so bad. He was already dead. But I wanted to text him so bad because, hey, big boy came out three days after stay-at-home orders. And I was like, Ralphie, I got better than a snowstorm. The entire country is forced to be inside.

Everyone's in the house. And he goes, you don't want rain. Rain takes out the electricity. You want snow. And when Hey Big Boy came out on Netflix... I wanted to text him so bad. He was already dead. But I wanted to text him so bad because, hey, big boy came out three days after stay-at-home orders. And I was like, Ralphie, I got better than a snowstorm. The entire country is forced to be inside.

And my special just dropped. I remember hearing Ralphie's voice in my head going, oh, shit, a pandemic. A pandemic is better than a snowstorm, player. God.

And my special just dropped. I remember hearing Ralphie's voice in my head going, oh, shit, a pandemic. A pandemic is better than a snowstorm, player. God.

And my special just dropped. I remember hearing Ralphie's voice in my head going, oh, shit, a pandemic. A pandemic is better than a snowstorm, player. God.

No, it's big.