Joey Diaz
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3,386 appearances
6 recordings
3 series
first heard Jan 2024
last heard 10 Jun
Joey Diaz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You know, you look at cities like Cleveland. Okay, I don't know if a lot of people know this. Twenty years ago, with all the jokes and shit, Cleveland had more Puerto Ricans. than New York City. Really? Because there was a fucking car plant there. Oh. And they were building cars there.
You know, I remember being a fucking kid and going to Detroit for a basketball tournament or something stupid and seeing that city. It was 1976, 77. That city was fucking booming. Detroit was one of the richest cities in the world. Booming. It was the murder capital at the time. Was it still?
Yeah, yeah. Wow. Because when I met my buddy in the 80s, he was from Detroit. It was the murder capital. But 75, 76, that city was booming, bro. Yeah. You know, Buffalo, New York, booming. Fisher Price, all these other companies left. You know, that's what I saw. Cleveland, Pittsburgh.
Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh Steel. Yep. I went to Pittsburgh two years ago. Half the shit was closed down, brother. Yeah. You know? Youngstown. Same thing. Youngstown. It was downtown Pittsburgh, like just around that area.
Was it?
Tony told me. Tony's from this town. They have destroyed those parts of the country. Now, I don't know what happened in Nebraska. They could have had their own problems in Wyoming. I just know that little stretch. Buffalo, Cleveland, you know, fucking Cincinnati. All those towns that were booming have just disappeared. They got gutted. All the jobs went overseas.
So if you're going to bring this country back, it's got to start with that. We got to go back to that, that to make us strong again. And yeah, we're going to have to fucking sweat it out for 10 months. But you know what? Three years, 10 years ago, I fucking was getting those hundred all day movies. And I said, I'm not doing them anymore. For a year, I didn't work as an actor.
Then finally, I got a high-scale movie because I kept saying no to the low movies. That's how you lift up a little bit. That's how you bump up by just saying fucking no. We didn't want to do this all of a sudden, and we need to do this. We need to get this country hopping again. Hopping.
They're paying for this with your money. I'm paying for this with my money. Exactly. That was his fucking classic shit.
That guy fucking did something that a lot of people don't know. Yeah. And his employees got kidnapped in Iran, and he went in there and took them out, and he hired like a— like Marlon Brando from Apocalypse Now to train his employees. Really? Yeah, he was a retired colonel, some badass Vietnam. So it was his actual employees that went and got him out? Yeah, that's the story.
He trained, he made his employees. We're a family. Whoa. What's going on? And he made a promise to the people's families that he would have them back by Christmas, and he had them back by Christmas. Wow. And Kissinger kept giving them fucking a hard time. A bunch of people kept giving them a hard time. He did not give a fuck. He goes, I'm doing it. I gave those people my word.
His word was word, dog. How much money was he worth? Billions. Yeah, he was a billionaire. Back then?
I believe so.
Doug, what about the chief of police in my hotel that shit on his desk? Yeah, why'd he do that? I don't know.
was he proving a point what was that what was up with that man i heard he's a good dude but he's a prankster oh he's like a prankster type of dude he sends so he's like ari shafir yeah he sends like packages to your house and he's one of those dudes you know and uh i don't know that's i guarantee he was like a joke and they just blew up now it's national now you got nowhere to go oh my god do you see what ari did once we shoved the note up his ass and he it out on stage and read it
I don't want nobody to read a note out of their ass.
He's a fucking nut. He's so crazy. He has not stopped at all. Like, it has not ended. No. I'm going to his thing next week. He's never growing up. No, no, he's never growing up. It's not happening. But he's getting married, right? He got married or something like that? He's already married. He's got a little celebration. Yeah, I'm going to his party and shit. I don't even know what the fuck it is.
It's going to be a fucking carnival of psychopaths. Dog, I was telling you the other night I got really fucking high. I got home and I couldn't sleep. And I started watching old fights. I even watched a Pepino Cuevas fight. Oh, yeah. That dude was fast.
When was the last time there was a fight like this in Detroit? Well, Tommy's from Detroit. No, no, but I'm saying they don't even have fights like this in Detroit.
Yeah.
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