John Crist

Have you ever been driving and see that cyclist?

You go, I wonder if I just like...

Yeah, just, you know, just scare them a little bit.

I have.

You know what I did?

I'm telling you.

Serial killers?

It just rubs.

See what happens.

Yeah.

I always wondered if you like, just those thoughts come into your head and you go, and you don't do anything with them.

But it's just like, but you ever been sitting in the airplane?

You go, I want to pull this emergency exit.

What's the- I have thought about that.

In comedy?

they're not into it I'll tell you one time so early on now I've seen everything right people have passed out in the show medical emergencies like the power goes out I've seen it all at the beginning I was I was talking to everybody this is at the Denver Improv probably in 2012-13 talking to everybody in the front you know I'd say what's going on you just come off the set of Duck Dynasty or I'll make a joke about that I go look at this guy looks like he just came from whatever kind of talking to everybody

So there's two girls sitting right here and the one girl's looking like off this way.

And I go, hey, if I'm gonna talk, you're next, right?

If I'm talking to you, you better look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.

And her friend goes, she's blind.