John Crist

He told me, he goes, you can never back out.

If you're comic and you go in, the only way out is keep, if you go, the only way out.

So I go, what would you have said?

And he goes, easy.

Be like, you're blind and you're sitting in the front row of a sold out comedy show.

It's kind of a selfish move.

And she would have died laughing at that.

You should give this thing to somebody else.

Yeah, she would have died laughing at that because she came back to the, I felt so bad I invited her back to the green room after the show because I wanted to apologize to her.

She couldn't find it.

hey you gotta keep talking about the intrusive thoughts you can't do it no but she she came back to the green room and she goes i come here to this comedy club every week i love sitting up front and putting the comics in uncomfortable positions

Meaning like, I like, I'm part.

Oh, she's got it all.

Yeah, she was like, and I go, the worst thing you can do with someone with a disability like that is to like go after everyone else and then tiptoe around them.

No, you got to go.

And everybody else would be like, I can't believe you said that.

But she, if I would have said that line, she would have been dying.

Oh, yeah.

She would have been dying.

It was hot out there.