John Green

I'm on the back of the shorts, the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. That's my chosen area. Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts? Right after this ad.

I'm on the back of the shorts, the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. That's my chosen area. Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts? Right after this ad.

I'm on the back of the shorts, the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. That's my chosen area. Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts? Right after this ad.

Thank you. That's how I prefer to think of myself.

Thank you. That's how I prefer to think of myself.

Thank you. That's how I prefer to think of myself.

I fell in love with a fourth-tier English soccer team called AFC Wimbledon. They had their team taken away from them, like the Baltimore Colts were moved to Indianapolis. That had never happened before in English soccer.

I fell in love with a fourth-tier English soccer team called AFC Wimbledon. They had their team taken away from them, like the Baltimore Colts were moved to Indianapolis. That had never happened before in English soccer.

I fell in love with a fourth-tier English soccer team called AFC Wimbledon. They had their team taken away from them, like the Baltimore Colts were moved to Indianapolis. That had never happened before in English soccer.

And so the fans had to restart the club. And they started out with literal tryouts in a public park. They started out in the ninth tier of English football. And because in England and European football, you can get promoted or relegated, you can move up and down the ladder.

And so the fans had to restart the club. And they started out with literal tryouts in a public park. They started out in the ninth tier of English football. And because in England and European football, you can get promoted or relegated, you can move up and down the ladder.

And so the fans had to restart the club. And they started out with literal tryouts in a public park. They started out in the ninth tier of English football. And because in England and European football, you can get promoted or relegated, you can move up and down the ladder.

They moved up the ladder rung by rung until finally by 2011, they were one step away from being a full-time professional team again.

They moved up the ladder rung by rung until finally by 2011, they were one step away from being a full-time professional team again.

They moved up the ladder rung by rung until finally by 2011, they were one step away from being a full-time professional team again.

And they made it all the way to the playoff final in a penalty shootout with a 19-year-old kid who worked part-time at a rental car place.

And they made it all the way to the playoff final in a penalty shootout with a 19-year-old kid who worked part-time at a rental car place.

And they made it all the way to the playoff final in a penalty shootout with a 19-year-old kid who worked part-time at a rental car place.

Saving the two penalties. Man. An incredible story. I think the greatest underdog story in the history of sports.

Saving the two penalties. Man. An incredible story. I think the greatest underdog story in the history of sports.