John Green

But among them, do you know any other than me who has successfully gotten DFTBA Nerdfighteria written on the shorts of a professional football team? So I've got that going for me. I'm on the back of the shorts, the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. That's my chosen area. That is the finest real estate. Yeah, no, people say that.

Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts, you know?

Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts, you know?

Why be on the front of the shirt when you can be on the back of the shorts, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, and as I'm sure you noted, I'm not very good at it. You are trash.

Yeah, and as I'm sure you noted, I'm not very good at it. You are trash.

Yeah, and as I'm sure you noted, I'm not very good at it. You are trash.

They're third in the league this season. They've got a real chance to get promoted up to the third tier. And I couldn't be prouder. Every year, I use some of the money I make from live streaming to try to help them buy a player. And this year, we bought a player who's absolute mustard. His name's Marcus Brown, and that kid's got amazing, amazing feet.

They're third in the league this season. They've got a real chance to get promoted up to the third tier. And I couldn't be prouder. Every year, I use some of the money I make from live streaming to try to help them buy a player. And this year, we bought a player who's absolute mustard. His name's Marcus Brown, and that kid's got amazing, amazing feet.

They're third in the league this season. They've got a real chance to get promoted up to the third tier. And I couldn't be prouder. Every year, I use some of the money I make from live streaming to try to help them buy a player. And this year, we bought a player who's absolute mustard. His name's Marcus Brown, and that kid's got amazing, amazing feet.

Yeah, that is correct.

Yeah, that is correct.

Yeah, that is correct.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, about five years. I do have a weird job, but, you know, that's the privilege that The Fault in Our Stars, the success of that book and movie gave me was the privilege to really follow my dreams. And you can have really uninteresting dreams. Like, I feel like a lot of people who are in this position, like, just dream of having more. And, like, more than enough is not interesting to me.