John Green
speaker
1,964 appearances
40 recordings
7 series
first heard Dec 2021
last heard 25 Jun
John Green’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Listen to The Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
So I just had to walk him around.
And I left maybe 10, 15 minutes after Ma left.
Yeah.
He did that to me.
He asked me what I wanted to drink, and I was like, oh, word.
And then I was like, I would like tequila soda.
And then he goes, one tequila soda, one club soda.
I was like, clubbing what?
He was like, I'm not drinking.
I was like, why you got – don't offer me around if you're just drinking club soda, bro.
This comedian has a great bit about how Jesus was probably just a regular dude, and when all his homies went to his funeral, they were just playing the game of who knew him better.
Jesus was like, this one time he walked me home, and I gave him $3, and all of a sudden he could feed my family a 10, and someone else in the back was like, oh yeah, well, one time I saw Jesus walk across a river...
on top of that shit with no shoes on and then he goes oh yeah and it's just like that and then like this legacy is built out about who Jesus was he was just some regular dude who was just made of carpentry how much of that shit you think is like that could be possible the one up game bro like that's normal as hell
Trust me, man.
Yeah, I was in kindergarten.
Yeah.
So you throw food?
I think he passed away around the invention of cars, so he wasn't even privy to...
I know nutriment when I see nutriment.
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