John Gruden

He does. Did you guys see Matt Collins' quote? It's the most, like, trying to inspire yourself for no fucking reason quote of all time. He said that he does not take elevators on away trips and on game days because no one is going to carry him to success. I like that.

He said when they get to the hotel, there'll be someone from the team who will be standing by the stairs being like, Mac, this way.

He said when they get to the hotel, there'll be someone from the team who will be standing by the stairs being like, Mac, this way.

He said when they get to the hotel, there'll be someone from the team who will be standing by the stairs being like, Mac, this way.

I'm fine with it. We have an elevator here in this office. We have two floors.

I'm fine with it. We have an elevator here in this office. We have two floors.

I'm fine with it. We have an elevator here in this office. We have two floors.

Took the elevators. Success. Okay. Yeah, I'm so excited to watch this game. I just keep getting burned. Wait, what is this? Harrison Bucker's hurt? Harrison Bucker is out.

Took the elevators. Success. Okay. Yeah, I'm so excited to watch this game. I just keep getting burned. Wait, what is this? Harrison Bucker's hurt? Harrison Bucker is out.

Took the elevators. Success. Okay. Yeah, I'm so excited to watch this game. I just keep getting burned. Wait, what is this? Harrison Bucker's hurt? Harrison Bucker is out.

Oh, that's actually huge. Oh, I might be Bills now because this does feel like a field goal game.

Oh, that's actually huge. Oh, I might be Bills now because this does feel like a field goal game.

Oh, that's actually huge. Oh, I might be Bills now because this does feel like a field goal game.

Oh, he's going to be incredible. That's our kicker. We don't have a kicker on the roster.

Oh, he's going to be incredible. That's our kicker. We don't have a kicker on the roster.

Oh, he's going to be incredible. That's our kicker. We don't have a kicker on the roster.

A one-game sample size for a kicker?

A one-game sample size for a kicker?

A one-game sample size for a kicker?

And now I'm back on the Chiefs because, Hank, what is this game? The blood, whatever you said? Blood magic. Blood magic. The Jets practice squad kicker kicking a, like, 57-yarder to beat the Bills. Of course. And Anders Carlsen missing a kick to beat the Colts. Those two things are going to happen. Don't forget about that one game, though.