John (Guest)

We're probably 10, maybe 15 blocks from my house.

So we decide to walk home.

Now, fast forward to the next night, we were having a party at my house.

So we thought it would be great to have a party favor just to kind of share with the group.

So on the way, another friend of ours house, very old school Italian family.

So grandparents off the boat.

I don't know if that's actually a thing off the boat, but that's what we say.

Sure.

Yeah.

Now, if you can picture, they had in their front yard a, for lack of a better way of saying it, a concrete donkey.

So this is decorative.

Really?

If it's made of concrete, you can see lion's heads, you can see donkeys.

You can't help but notice.

So we thought it'd be a good idea to transplant one of these statues from...

my friend's house to my house, just to joke for the party the next day.

And he wasn't with you in your group of guys that were at the bar, right?

No, there were just a couple of us at the bar.

So we thought it'd be a nice surprise for him the next day.

A little bit fuzzy on the details, but it was buried.