John (Guest)

They are quite heavy.

I've looked them up.

They're probably in the realm of 100 to 125 pounds.

This one had been there for quite some time, so it was a bit

in the ground.

So we must have had to have done a little bit of work just to get it up.

We bring the donkey back to my house.

We think we go through the kitchen upstairs to the bedrooms and off to bed.

Next morning, bright and early, I wake up to what I can only describe now is just blood curdling screams coming from the kitchen in my house.

I'm awoken by this.

I come out of the bedroom.

I look downstairs and just a murder scene.

Blood and dirt and handprints and drag marks all over the wall.

The floors are covered in mud.

Oh, my God.

So it turns out the donkey was buried a bit more than we had remembered.

It was on top of another concrete block, probably a good eight to 12 inches into the ground.

We, of course, coming from a bar, had no tools in us, so we used our hands, we used whatever we could find to dig it out.

Those were the remnants of us thinking we just gently went off to bed.

It's just an absolute mess everywhere.