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John (Guest)

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
191 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Hands were cut, arms were cut.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Well, you're probably just carrying it home, too.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

We couldn't get the wagon that was attached to the donkey out.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

But on the back of the donkey were two metal handles that the wagon attached to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

That's what we brought it home with.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Just raking open our legs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Just cuts and dirt everywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

So a little bit of a different time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

I was underage at the time.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

My parents were okay with hosting parties at the house as long as everyone kind of dropped their keys in a bowl.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

No one was driving, you know, was kind of the city.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

So no real need for that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

My parents did allow us to go ahead with the party we were having on night number two.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Okay, so was mom the one screaming, like, what the fuck happened to my kitchen?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

It looked as though we dragged a dead body through the house.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

Now, the donkey was tucked out back.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

But we were a little worse for the wear.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Stealing III

So we clean the house.