John Middlekauff

Also, what GM and coach would you want?

I take the Dolphins.

I've seen the show Ballers.

It's a great question.

Uh, I love where I live.

And if I owned an NFL team, I would have, I would live a couple blocks up the road and be in a much bigger home and fucking be living like a King here in Scottsdale.

The problem is, is owning the Cardinals.

For example, is I'm in a division with one of the biggest brands in the league in the 49ers, the Rams ownership.

Just the guy's just going to have more money than me.

Cronky's rich and his wife's, you know, their Walmart, uh,

So we'll have to see who buys Seattle.

It's just not a great setup.

I'd be fighting somewhat of an uphill battle.

So I would say...

I mean, I think Dallas Cowboys would be a pretty big deal.

Might be a little too much for me, though.

Even though I do this for a living, I kind of like to fly under the radar a little bit.

The Dolphins are a little too flashy.

Not a Northeast guy, even though the New York teams, Philly, Washington, those would be incredible because the fan bases are big.

It's just too cold.