John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I don't mind weird guests, and I don't mind even what you would think would be a bad booking.
What I mind is lazy guests.
Sometimes you get it with hot chicks.
Hot chicks don't dance.
They just don't burn calories.
They just sometimes will just sit there and be like...
Who was that bitch?
Yeah, and she wrote some sort of... Dating advice?
She was going to give out dating advice, and we were talking to her.
This was on the radio show.
Yeah, she's just horrible.
And I just said, like, well, what's the...
what's the number one piece of advice you'd give to some guy who was out dating?
Christine Dolce.
She was like, Christine Dolce, yeah.
And she was like, be a one-upper.
And I was like, you should be a one-upper?
No, don't be a one-upper.
It's like I said, I love when people fuck up and then correct you.