John Mulaney
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
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Yeah, she's just horrible.
And I just said, like, well, what's the...
what's the number one piece of advice you'd give to some guy who was out dating?
Christine Dolce.
She was like, Christine Dolce, yeah.
And she was like, be a one-upper.
And I was like, you should be a one-upper?
No, don't be a one-upper.
It's like I said, I love when people fuck up and then correct you.
By the way... Hey, cunt, you didn't say that before.
You said be a one-upper.
That's why I was asking.
Oh, fucking... Her brain was the size of a squirrel's.
And, like, I love this idea.
She's going to give me fucking tips on dating.
So, her... Be hot.
And I said, what else?
And also be hot.
What other pearls of wisdom do you have for our single gents that are listening?
She's like, don't be a one-upper.