John Mulaney
👤 Speaker
3229
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
By the way... Hey, cunt, you didn't say that before.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
You said be a one-upper.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
That's why I was asking.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Oh, fucking... Her brain was the size of a squirrel's.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And, like, I love this idea.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
She's going to give me fucking tips on dating.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So, her... Be hot.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And I said, what else?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And also be hot.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What other pearls of wisdom do you have for our single gents that are listening?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
She's like, don't be a one-upper.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
And, by the way...
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I don't even know what that means.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What the fuck does that mean?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Like, so don't be a one-upper to the chick?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Or to other guys?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So I go to you like, so what do you do?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'm an ambassador to Persia.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I don't know.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I've seen the movie.