John Mulaney
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Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
What the fuck?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
It's so important that it doesn't even exist.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Doesn't matter.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'm old school.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I'm a legacy.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Now, here's the deal.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
But what are you supposed to do?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So we go like this.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So don't be a one-upper.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
So I go, oh, hey, what do you do for a living?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I work at the coin-op laundromat putting those mini things of Tide into the vending machine.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Oh, you hot now?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Your panties wet?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I didn't one-up you.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
I have a shittier job than you.
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, what the fuck kind of advice is that?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
Don't be a one-upper?
Adam Carolla Show
John Mulaney + Rich Eisen (Carolla Classics)
To be fair, it was a good concept that she was too high to understand.