John Mulaney
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Who did they go with with the marriage ref?
And they just have the attractive chick.
Also, I mean, I did the show, so I can tell you firsthand.
They do a lot of, you know, she's a coupon clipper.
And it bugs me instead of her pussy smells or something a little more realistic.
Listen, if my wife... Well, if she's cutting coupons, she's probably not douching Adam.
Yeah, unless she cut one for Massengale.
I'm just saying...
First off, if I saw my wife clipping coupons, I'd fucking fall to my knees and just look up at the heavens and start crying.
Because normally she's giving away money, but the point is she don't.
My wife doesn't understand, like, that concept.
Like, she does that thing where it's like we have our nanny, Olga, and we pay her full time.
I pay her full time, and then, like, a Saturday I'll roll around.
But I pay her full time, but she shows up, you know, she's there four days a week, but she's kind of on call.
And then a Saturday I'll roll around and I'll go, hey, let's go to a movie and go to dinner.
And I'll go, well, we don't have a sitter.
And I'll go, well, get Olga.
We'll get Olga.
Oh, I don't want to bother her on a Saturday.