John Mulaney

Yeah.

But I still would argue.

And again, I've sort of experienced this.

There is a little bit of a you know, I'm not going to call it racism, but there is a little bit of a club.

And part of the club, by the way, is an Ivy League.

And again, you're probably right to assume that the Jew who went to the Ivy League schools got a little more on the ball than the Irishman who went to CSUN.

But there is a little bit of that.

You know what?

Let's play it safe.

Let's go with this guy.

I try to get you a gig all the time.

Who did they go with with the marriage ref?

And they just have the attractive chick.

Also, I mean, I did the show, so I can tell you firsthand.

They do a lot of, you know, she's a coupon clipper.

And it bugs me instead of her pussy smells or something a little more realistic.

Listen, if my wife... Well, if she's cutting coupons, she's probably not douching Adam.

Yeah, unless she cut one for Massengale.

I'm just saying...

First off, if I saw my wife clipping coupons, I'd fucking fall to my knees and just look up at the heavens and start crying.