John Mulaney

Yeah.

Because normally she's giving away money, but the point is she don't.

My wife doesn't understand, like, that concept.

Like, she does that thing where it's like we have our nanny, Olga, and we pay her full time.

I pay her full time, and then, like, a Saturday I'll roll around.

But I pay her full time, but she shows up, you know, she's there four days a week, but she's kind of on call.

And then a Saturday I'll roll around and I'll go, hey, let's go to a movie and go to dinner.

And I'll go, well, we don't have a sitter.

And I'll go, well, get Olga.

We'll get Olga.

Oh, I don't want to bother her on a Saturday.

I know you don't want to bother her.

I pay her.

Yeah.

I know to you it feels like we're hassling on her, like we just banged on the door of some random Guatemalan woman and said, hey, could you look after our kids for about five hours while we go eat?

That's not how – she gets paid by me.

My wife is so fucking nice.

She just has that feeling of like, eh, don't hassle the nice lady who looks after the kids.

Yes, and clipping coupons for immigrants.

It would be.